In the AP Times, a want ad has been posted.
Wanted: Able-bodied people to help wage war against the evil dub companies of America and abroad.
No experience is required–simply hate for the companies that turn excellent shows into crap just to make money.
Open to all applicants regardless of race, religion, gender, age, or background. I believe all of those who sympathize with my cause should be allowed to participate.
You may bring whatever tools you wish to help in destroying the companies. Weapons and / or tools will be provided for those that do not have anything at their disposal.
Salaries will be paid based on work done, and you will get to keep any items you seize from the companies.
Above all, this is to ruin crappy dub companies everywhere and to teach other companies about what may happen if they butcher any more anime. Any person involved is not to be killed, but mind wipes or other forms of psychotherapy are welcome.
Inquire at the phone number or address listed and ask for AM. All necessary information will be given before the campaign begins. Your assistance in fighting the corporations intent on exploiting classic shows is appreciated.
-AM
