Have any excellent One Piece jokes? If so, share them here. Here's a couple of great ones I've heard.
Joke 1
Which organization can Shanks never join?
The Army XD
Joke 2
Who is in charge of the Straw Hats' hygiene?
Usoap Lmfao
It's your turn now, Arlong Park.
What do you call a villian in a filler?
A fill-in.
What do you call the crazed drunk scrawlings of Oda?
Every single plot twist in the story
How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THREE! HUH-HUH! n00bs!!!
No. That was absolutly horrendous.
@Impel:
No. That was absolutly horrendous.
They're all pretty terrible.
How much did Zeff and Shanks pay for their meal?
They paid an arm and a leg!!!!!
Originally Posted by Nightwing
Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?
This is the worst thread ever and I love it.
Here are Aoi's really bad OP jokes:
How many pieces of meat did Sanji cook today?
Answer: One piece!
What's the Straw-Hats' favorite vehicle?
Answer: A Chopper!
…. . .. ....
How terrible is the 4Kids dub?
It's so terrible people are in a grand line to complain.
Puns are the lowest form of humor.
@ultimateclima:
How much did Zeff and Shanks pay for their meal?
They paid an arm and a leg!!!!!
This one actually made me laugh out loud… 
Puns are the lowest form of humor.
And we're reading a manga filled to the brim with puns.
This is a good one.
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Zulen, shut up. ^_^
@Private:
This is a good one.
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Nice! Internet High Five!
LUFFY: How many fingers am I holding up?
CHOPPER: That's not very goddamn funny.
LUFFY: You're suffering from a Vulcan onigir, doctor.
CHOPPER: Why that green-haired sonuvabitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost.
Ten bucks if you get the reference.
Holy crap!!!
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock!!!
Not as good as Wrath of Khan, but Trek nontheless. :D
I'm such a loser. All of these so far have made me laugh my ass off. I'll give it a try. XD
Q: What game do the inhabitants of Longring Longland play?
A: Height and Go Seek!!
…Told you I was a total loser. XDD
Yeah, that was quite, shall we say, bad.
I can't even try to make one, no matter how bad it would be.
Q: Why doesn't Usopp trust Thousand Sunny?
A: It's a lion.
Q: What happened to the ocean when Crocodile tripped on some rope on a dock?
A: He fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
@Private:
This is a good one.
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…
(cries)
;o;
alright here is one
Random Person tells about Zeff and says:
I once meet a man with wooden leg called Zeff
Someone then says:
Really and what is the name of his other leg
da da dam
Q:How do the Straw Hats bathe?
A:They use a Luffah!
Puns are the lowest form of humor.
Hell no, puns are awesome. I love them!
OMG, these jokes are terrible. My eyes are bleeding from just lookin at 'em.
~_^
Q: Why does Kaku have so many children?
A: They don't make square condoms!
…
I admit, this is really wrong.
Why doesn't Lucchi have unprotected sex with Kaku.
! Because he is a pussy-man
It sounded funny in my head -_-'
It sounded funny in mine too.
ONE-SIDED ONE PIECE FIGHT #1:
Mr. 1 vs. Eneru
Q:Why didn't Brooke go to the dance?
A:He didn't have any body to go with.
Q: What does Brooke say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: What does Brooke order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
: What instrument does Brooke play?
.A: Trom-BONE.
Why wouldn't Brooke get off his ship?
A:He doesn't have the guts.
How does Brooke open his treasure chest?
A:With a skeleton key.
Now Brooke's jokes:I can't help but have an eye for the pretty ones!!
I can't help it, because being a skeleton, I haven't got any!!
YOHOHOHOHO!!
Yohohoho, a ferocious young filly she is!!!
That one cut right to the bone!!
Because being a skeleton, that's all I've got!!!
And the best joke of all
4kids
You know, if we wanted this sort of thing we would go watch the 4Kids dub.
Brooke mixed, no, mashed with the dub will make me cry.
Crocodile, Luffy, Eneru Ace, Saul and Blackbeard decide to become gigolos one day and see how it pans out.
Following a week of work, they all sit down and play poker while discussing their luck.
Crocodile: "All the women kept complaining about being dryer than sandpaper in their cooch."
Luffy: "It kept bouncing back."
Eneru: "They all got shocked and went flying."
Ace: "They all got burned to a crisp."
Saul: "Wouldn't fit."
Blackbeard: "It was great! I could suck them all up at once and then eject them! Giant orgy for me."
Q: What technique did Ao Kiji teach Sanji when it comes to women?
A: How to break the ice! XD
(I'm still a loser for this thread~!!)
That was actually pretty funny.
Hee, thank you. I'm not a total loser, right? XD
lol..some jokes were funny
Continuing the cheap Brooke jokes.
Why didn't Brooke watch that horror movie? He didn't have the heart for it.
(Best I could do.)
Well, he's already said he tells Skull Jokes, so he'd appreciate it.
here is one with luffy.
What do you get if you chew on Luffy
ChewingGum
I had a hard time deciding which joke was the absolute worst until I read the one above mine. Horrendus.
ok some of this stuff is just CRAP…..but it's the kind of crap that's so bad.....it's hilarious.
Yeah, that was pretty awful.
The Greatest Snipper will be able to see a little bug with the bare eye one the moonTHEN WHY DO I USE GOGGLES!
