Q:Why didn't Brooke go to the dance?
A:He didn't have any body to go with.
Q: What does Brooke say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: What does Brooke order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
: What instrument does Brooke play?
Why wouldn't Brooke get off his ship?
A:He doesn't have the guts.
How does Brooke open his treasure chest?
A:With a skeleton key.
Now Brooke's jokes:I can't help but have an eye for the pretty ones!!
I can't help it, because being a skeleton, I haven't got any!!
Yohohoho, a ferocious young filly she is!!!
That one cut right to the bone!!
Because being a skeleton, that's all I've got!!!
And the best joke of all