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    The One Piece Joke Thread

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    • D
      Dr. Casey
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      Have any excellent One Piece jokes? If so, share them here. Here's a couple of great ones I've heard.

      Joke 1

      Which organization can Shanks never join?

      The Army XD

      Joke 2

      Who is in charge of the Straw Hats' hygiene?

      Usoap Lmfao

      It's your turn now, Arlong Park.

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      • Impel Down
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        What do you call a villian in a filler?
        A fill-in.

        What do you call the crazed drunk scrawlings of Oda?
        Every single plot twist in the story

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        • TakinawaTonfa
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          How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

          THREE! HUH-HUH! n00bs!!!

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            No. That was absolutly horrendous.

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              @Impel:

              No. That was absolutly horrendous.

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              • Local-chan
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                They're all pretty terrible.

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                • Gizmo
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                  How much did Zeff and Shanks pay for their meal?

                  They paid an arm and a leg!!!!!

                  Originally Posted by Nightwing

                  Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?

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                    This is the worst thread ever and I love it.

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                    • Aoi Neko
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                      Here are Aoi's really bad OP jokes:

                      How many pieces of meat did Sanji cook today?

                      Answer: One piece!

                      What's the Straw-Hats' favorite vehicle?

                      Answer: A Chopper!

                      …. . .. ....

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                        Jolly-Gold-Roger @Aoi Neko
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                        How terrible is the 4Kids dub?
                        It's so terrible people are in a grand line to complain.

                        Puns are the lowest form of humor.

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                          @ultimateclima:

                          How much did Zeff and Shanks pay for their meal?

                          They paid an arm and a leg!!!!!

                          This one actually made me laugh out loud… 😆

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                          • Le Lawliet
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                            Puns are the lowest form of humor.

                            And we're reading a manga filled to the brim with puns.

                            Avatar provided by Ferntree on DeviantArt.

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                              This is a good one.

                              [hide]Vivi.[/hide]

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                                Zulen, shut up. ^_^

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                                  @Private:

                                  This is a good one.

                                  [hide]Vivi.[/hide]

                                  Nice! Internet High Five!

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                                    LUFFY: How many fingers am I holding up?
                                    CHOPPER: That's not very goddamn funny.
                                    LUFFY: You're suffering from a Vulcan onigir, doctor.
                                    CHOPPER: Why that green-haired sonuvabitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost.

                                    Ten bucks if you get the reference.

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                                      Holy crap!!!

                                      Star Trek III: The Search For Spock!!!

                                      Not as good as Wrath of Khan, but Trek nontheless. 😄

                                      Originally Posted by Chibi Schala

                                      Nero has just the right amout of junk in his trunk.

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                                        I'm such a loser. All of these so far have made me laugh my ass off. I'll give it a try. XD

                                        Q: What game do the inhabitants of Longring Longland play?

                                        A: Height and Go Seek!!

                                        …Told you I was a total loser. XDD

                                        Visit my DeviantART!! www.gothicdancer.deviantart.com

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                                          Yeah, that was quite, shall we say, bad.

                                          I can't even try to make one, no matter how bad it would be.

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                                            Q: Why doesn't Usopp trust Thousand Sunny?

                                            A: It's a lion.

                                            Q: What happened to the ocean when Crocodile tripped on some rope on a dock?

                                            A: He fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

                                            Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

                                            Outside of a book, a dog is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

                                            • Groucho Marx
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                                              @Private:

                                              This is a good one.

                                              [hide]Vivi.[/hide]

                                              …

                                              (cries)

                                              ;o;

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                                                alright here is one

                                                Random Person tells about Zeff and says:

                                                I once meet a man with wooden leg called Zeff

                                                Someone then says:

                                                Really and what is the name of his other leg

                                                da da dam

                                                The Greatest Snipper will be able to see a little bug with the bare eye one the moonTHEN WHY DO I USE GOGGLES!

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                                                  Q:How do the Straw Hats bathe?

                                                  A:They use a Luffah!

                                                  @Jolly-Gold-Roger:

                                                  Puns are the lowest form of humor.

                                                  Hell no, puns are awesome. I love them!

                                                  A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

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                                                  • gaara d. lucci
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                                                    OMG, these jokes are terrible. My eyes are bleeding from just lookin at 'em.
                                                    ~_^

                                                    Brawl FC: 3823 8204 8139

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                                                      Q: Why does Kaku have so many children?
                                                      A: They don't make square condoms!
                                                      …
                                                      I admit, this is really wrong.

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                                                        Why doesn't Lucchi have unprotected sex with Kaku.

                                                        ! Because he is a pussy-man

                                                        It sounded funny in my head -_-'

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                                                        • Impel Down
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                                                          It sounded funny in mine too.

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                                                            ONE-SIDED ONE PIECE FIGHT #1:
                                                            Mr. 1 vs. Eneru

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                                                            • Gizmo
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                                                              Q:Why didn't Brooke go to the dance?
                                                              A:He didn't have any body to go with.

                                                              Q: What does Brooke say before they begin dining?
                                                              A: Bone appetit !

                                                              Q: What does Brooke order at a restaurant?
                                                              A: Spare ribs!!!

                                                              : What instrument does Brooke play?
                                                              .A: Trom-BONE.

                                                              Why wouldn't Brooke get off his ship?
                                                              A:He doesn't have the guts.

                                                              How does Brooke open his treasure chest?
                                                              A:With a skeleton key.

                                                              Now Brooke's jokes:I can't help but have an eye for the pretty ones!!
                                                              I can't help it, because being a skeleton, I haven't got any!!
                                                              YOHOHOHOHO!!

                                                              Yohohoho, a ferocious young filly she is!!!
                                                              That one cut right to the bone!!
                                                              Because being a skeleton, that's all I've got!!!

                                                              And the best joke of all

                                                              4kids

                                                              Originally Posted by Nightwing

                                                              Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?

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                                                                You know, if we wanted this sort of thing we would go watch the 4Kids dub.

                                                                Brooke mixed, no, mashed with the dub will make me cry.

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                                                                  Crocodile, Luffy, Eneru Ace, Saul and Blackbeard decide to become gigolos one day and see how it pans out.

                                                                  Following a week of work, they all sit down and play poker while discussing their luck.

                                                                  Crocodile: "All the women kept complaining about being dryer than sandpaper in their cooch."

                                                                  Luffy: "It kept bouncing back."

                                                                  Eneru: "They all got shocked and went flying."

                                                                  Ace: "They all got burned to a crisp."

                                                                  Saul: "Wouldn't fit."

                                                                  Blackbeard: "It was great! I could suck them all up at once and then eject them! Giant orgy for me."

                                                                  I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.

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                                                                    Q: What technique did Ao Kiji teach Sanji when it comes to women?

                                                                    A: How to break the ice! XD

                                                                    (I'm still a loser for this thread~!!)

                                                                    Visit my DeviantART!! www.gothicdancer.deviantart.com

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                                                                    • Impel Down
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                                                                      That was actually pretty funny.

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                                                                        Hee, thank you. I'm not a total loser, right? XD

                                                                        Visit my DeviantART!! www.gothicdancer.deviantart.com

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                                                                          lol..some jokes were funny

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                                                                            Continuing the cheap Brooke jokes.

                                                                            Why didn't Brooke watch that horror movie? He didn't have the heart for it.

                                                                            (Best I could do.)

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                                                                              Well, he's already said he tells Skull Jokes, so he'd appreciate it.

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                                                                                Gojita @Impel Down
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                                                                                here is one with luffy.

                                                                                What do you get if you chew on Luffy

                                                                                ChewingGum

                                                                                The Greatest Snipper will be able to see a little bug with the bare eye one the moonTHEN WHY DO I USE GOGGLES!

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                                                                                  I had a hard time deciding which joke was the absolute worst until I read the one above mine. Horrendus.

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                                                                                    ok some of this stuff is just CRAP…..but it's the kind of crap that's so bad.....it's hilarious.

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                                                                                      Yeah, that was pretty awful.

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