I keep feeling like some fat guy who can't string a logical sentence together journies all over the country buying DS Lites and hordes them in his basement!
Where the hell did they all go!? They aren't supposed to be this popular! It's like the world was waiting for me to import Jump Ultimate Stars so 1000's of little kids who can't play video games anyway duece their idiot parents into buying them for them along with the latest Lilo and Stitch game!!
I just drove around the entire west coast of America, checking every store I could and every one went "Uuuuhhh… Uhmm... uuhhhh... yeah, we're like... uhh... out of, uhhh... ummm... stock..."
This isn't to play Ultimate Stars anymore! This is matter of PRIDE. This is how Nintendo wants me to feel! They don't have the supplies and I demand it!!
My one chance of buying one, one I found on Amazon sold in a matter of minutes! I found it online, and go to eat dinner. Once I return, it is out of stock.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DS LITES?!