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And it's not proofread nor spellchecked 
December 19, 2006
Translated by ocean
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Vertical: If there are smiles filled with dreams and hopes, everyone can become Nakama in an instant. Come; let's go to the great adventure together!!
CROSS EPOCH
Dragon Ball x One Piece
Akira Toriyama x Eiichiro Oda
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Square: One day, suddenly,
Square: some guy became the king in some country
Square: and became happy.
Chopper: The town's so lively now that we have a new king.
Krillin: That's good, but how can such a guy
Krillin: become the king all of a sudden?
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Chopper: Ah!!
Chopper: That's it!! I know!!
Krillin: --- That means...!
Krillin: We're closed today!!
Customer: Eh!? No way! That's not good.
Krillin: Sorry, customers.
Chopper: We're sorry---!!
Krillin: Taking off!! Train Coaster, hurry~~~!!
Chopper: Woo hoo!!
?: Uwah!
?: Detected an invader!!
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SFX: kaboom
?: Gyaaah
SFX: boooon!!
Bulma: Sorry.
Nami: Bulma-nee-san!
Nami: I loaded all the treasures!
Alien: I surrender.
Nami: We've gotta hurry or we won't make it!
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Bulma: Do you know the location, Nami?
Nami: Leave it to me, Nee-san!!
Alien: Daaamnit!!
Nami: At full speed!!
SFX: burororororo...
Sanji: Yes...! Yes, yes...
Sanji: Aaah, I see...
Sanji: You're attacked by a pair of universe robbery...
Sanji: But then, we're pretty busy now.
Sanji: Yes, bye then!!
SFX: gachan!!
Roshi: What's going on, Sanji!?
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Sanji: Yeah, some robbery.
Roshi: What!? Why did you hang up!?
Sanji: Why... cause we're busy now, right?
Roshi: That's inexcusable!! It's our job!!
Sanji: But we have gals at the "destination"...
Roshi: Permission granted!!
SFX: bu!!
Roshi: Hurry up!!
Sanji: Yeees 
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Vegeta: Worthless!! We don't have to go.
Usopp: Eeeeh!? Why, Captain Vegeta!!?
Vegeta: Are you sure it's true?
Usopp: I wanna goooo!!
Robin: Yes, the darkness wrapped the sky yesterday. That's your proof.
Usopp: We can eat anything we want: trees and mountains!! You wouldn't be a human if you miss that, Trunks!
Trunks: I want to go, too, but Usopp-san, you have a battle appointment
Trunks: with Dr. Gero Sky Pirates tonight.
Usopp: It's far more important than that!!
Trunks: You're just scared...
Usopp: No way I'm scared!!!
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Vegeta: --- I see, it's a battle day... But it's pretty troublesome to fight them.
Vegeta: ... No other way, I guess we can take a break once in a while.
Usopp: Woo hoo---!!
Usopp: Captain Vegeta, you're the man!!
Usopp: Woosh, Robin!! Trunks!! Take a north-northeast course!!
Robin: Usopp-san, it's located to the west.
Usopp: Okay!! That way then!!
SFX: zaku
SFX: zaku
SFX: zaku
Piccolo: ... Are you sure...
Piccolo: this is the right direction?
Zoro: ... I've never said this is the right direction!!
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Piccolo: You!! How can be so irresponsible!?
Zoro: We both don't know the direction, so I went ahead and decided it!!!
Zoro: Oh! Train. ... Why don't we hijack that?
Piccolo: Good idea.
Chopper: Gyaaaah, it's train robbery---!!!
Zoro: Oh... It's you...!!
Krillin: Aaah!! Piccolo!! Zoro!!!
Piccolo: ... Two getting on board.
Chopper: LIE!! I bet you got on the train, planning to break into it!!!
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Goku: Oh!
Goku: Ossu, Luffy.
Luffy: Hrmm?
Luffy: Goku~~~!!
Goku: You're going, too, right?
Luffy: Yeah!! I was too into adventures and now I'm running late.
Goku: Want a ride?
Luffy: It's okay, I'll run!! I'm still in adventure!!
Goku: I see. But...
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SFX: gara...
Goku: What are you going to do with the cliff?
Goku: He can't fly, can he...?
Goku: Maybe I should rescue him.
Goku: Kintoun---!!
Luffy: Uhaaah, it's so fluffy!!
Luffy: I changed my mind; I'll fly.
Goku: See.
Goku: Ha ha ha.
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Pilaf: Waaait!!! How can you get in our way every time for the world domination!?
Pilaf: We will definitely take you down today!!
Two: !
Pilaf: In front of the overwhelming power of the "Tecchiri 55,"
Pilaf: you're absolutely helpless!!!
Buggy: He's right!!! Us King of Villains "Pirappaggy Villain Union"
Buggy: will make you never be able to fight, ever, you funny-ass~~~!!!
Buggy: Gyahahahaha.
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Luffy: Hey!!! You're in our way!!
Goku: They're so persistent.
Goku: We're in hurry, too.
Goku: ... No other way...
Goku: ... Kaaaa meeee
Goku: haaaa meeee
Luffy: Gomu gomu no...!!
Two: Bazooha!!!
Buggy: Gyaaaah.
?: !!?
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?: Uwaaaah!!! Emergency, Villain Union Captains!!
?: The papier-mache for the menace use is broken!!!
Pilaf: What!?
Buggy: Oh shit---!!
Two: Re-retreat---!!
Two: ...
Nami: That's Pirappaggy's crew.
Bulma: Just shoot them down!
Usopp: Identified an enemy ship ahead!!
Vegeta: ... Leave it to me.
SFX: dodododo...
?: !!!
Pirappuggy: Gyaaaah.
Vegeta: bip
Pira: Aaarrrggghhh.
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Chopper: Hrmm? Something's falling down from the sky!!
Krillin: It'll hit the train soon!!
Two: Striking with the back of the sword!!!
?: Villain Union Captains!!
?: This ship's no good any more.
Pira: We know that---!!!
Two: !
Sanji: I wonder what that was.
Roshi: Hrmmm... Do we take the trouble... or gals...?
Sanji: Gals, of course.
Roshi: You know what I'm talking about.
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Square: When the sky suddenly loses its light,
Square: --- that's when
Square: someone's wish is granted somewhere.
Dragon: I'll grant
Dragon: one wish.
King: Woot!! Make me
King: a king!!
Square: The miracle balls
Square: that finished their job...
Square: will enter a one-year break.
Square: On one island away from the world...
Square: there awaits a guy for his friends quietly...
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Square: He also has
Square: a trifle wish...
Krillin: Oh! Here you are.
Square: Cutting the mountain of cakes
Square: and pouring the river of teas into the cups.
SFX: puff puff
Square: Inlayed jelly beans. Chocolate tables. Pie stamps.
Square: Cotton candy clouds. Soft rice cake rabbits. Gummy flowers---.
Square: Everything here is edible.
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Goku: Ossu! Shenlong, guys, long time no see.
Luffy: We're here, bastards!!!
Square: The very next day of when the sky loses its light, 3pm.
Luffy: It's a feast---!!!
Goku: I'm starving~~~!!
Usopp: Goku~~~.
Dragon: Welcome, friends.
Krillin: Luffy~~~.
Bulma: Hey, you're late, both of you!!
Square: Wish-granting dragon's friends gather together, and a tea party is held.
Dialog: A dreaming feast in the world of confectionery!!
funny stuff. I didn't even have to read it.
This is so cool I love it!!!!! I love the pari especailly Ussop with Vegeta hehehe
