A: Gorilla hand
Q: What's Apollo Justice?
A: Gorilla hand
Q: What's Apollo Justice?
A) New Phoenix Wright
Q) I got Proffesor Layton, I can't figure out anything without cheating. Am I a dumb-shit?
A) Everybody cheats. Except for me of course. :ninja:
Q) Do you cheat?
A: Hell yeh.
Q: The time has come!
A) For brownies?! =D
Q) Do you want to go to school tomorrow?
A) Yes
Q) Why, you ask?
A) i have no school this week neh
Q) I'm bored, amuse me
A) Amuse yourself! >.<
Q) Am I a scientist?
A) evil Science
Q) Szayel?
A) Who?
Q) Who?
A: Captain Crunch
Q: What is Captain Crunch going to do with me once school gets out?
A: He's going to give you a bowl of cereal?
Q: http://new.wavlist.com/tv/033/poke-thundershock.wav = WIN?
A) Um…I guess.
Q) Where are you hiding?
A: If I'd tell you what's the point of me hiding?
Q: Why do I bother?
A: Because you have nothing better to do?
B: Are ice pellets considered snow?
A) I think hail
Q) Why doesn't Phoenix Wright have a driver's license?
A) He's too busy being an Ace attorney to go driving, silly!
Q) What about the other lawyers?
becasue my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
WHAT 9000!?
A) There's no way that can be right!! D=
Q)
A) Naruto
Q) where can I find a table that I can perform illegal surgery on?
Ask Hogback.
Can I assume that Fat Lip Kakashi (above) is what you get when the fans finally get sick of Naruto and go for payback for the hundreds of weeks of life lost?
A) No, its what you get when Kakashi performs oral sex on Orochimaru
Q) Why does Orochimaru suck so badly? (no pun intended)
A) Didn't you watch the vid from the humor thread?
Q) How awesome is that dude on a scale from 1 to a Billion?
A:
BB7o8x0wPhs
Q: Or is it just Lobster who has left me in despair?
Dr. Evil also left you in despair, you just don't know it yet.
Does Usopp have an uncanny fondness for lawn gnomes?
A: If he does, he hasn't discovered it yet.
Q:
Guitar an hero?
A) No
Q) Yes?
A)Of course!
Q) Woe is me?
Life is pandemonium.
Do you speak six languages?
A) Only simultaneously
Q) x_x One Piece Movie: 9 @Greg:
Robin = Vivi. She does everything Vivi does (but not vice versa) and even takes a number of her lines straight from Vivi's dialogue.
And just when I was starting to think Nico Robin wasn't all that bad..
Just.. why Toei? whyyyyy
A) Oda directed it didn't he? ask him
Q) am I a bad person? :cwy:
A: Yes
Q: Am I a fat person?
A) hmmmmm
Q) Why is Mr. Lucci at a donkey show?
A: I'm looking for Carlos Mencia
Q: Why?
A: Because you think you're him.
Q: If Son Goku screamed while having his butt plugged, what effect would that have on the universe?
A: He already does that.
Q: Or is he just constipated?
A little of both.
Does the man in Aceburner's avatar ever get a headache?
A) Only when we are watching it.
Q) Should I make a New Pork account.. just to see what will happen?
A: Knowing you… just don't make it obvious.
Q: Will I ever understand calculus?
I dunno, but I sure won't (I'm on my third year of algebra…)
What idiot put letters in math?
A: The kind who thinks the average Joe will actually use it in everyday life.
Q: Why haven't I hooked up my Gamecube to practice Smash yet?
Because Gamecube sucks
Why don't more people try to buy Time Machines on ebay?
Because they're too cheaply made.
Where can I buy a phone?
Your friendly neighborhood phone store.
Do you have any desire to own a cheetah?
A: Yes, to feed rebels to.
Q: Is it required in my bid for world domination?
Depends on how you plan to do it.
How do you plan to do it?
A: As efficiently as possible.
Q: Will Blackbeard play a role?
A: Sorry, we could only get Beigemoustache.
Q: Maybe BlondeAfro?
A: The matrix says no.
Q: What colour is my hair?