A: Brooke will make a bunch of Bone jokes and Jack will actually laugh…
Q: Are Spandam and Hercule related?
A: Brooke will make a bunch of Bone jokes and Jack will actually laugh…
Q: Are Spandam and Hercule related?
A: No freakin' way. Hercule (Mr. Satan) is a fighter, while Spandam is… Spandam.
Q: Super Saiyadin Spandam, anyone?
A: With the power to trip twice in a millisecond, and spill coffee from any distance by accident…
Q: What would be stronger? Afro Goku or SSJ Goku (This is OP related with the Afro thing)
A - Afro Goku because the name sounds cooler.
Q - Exactly what is the difference between the two?
A: Afro Goku looks cool… SSJ Goku is over used...
Q: Pandaman VS Generic Random Audience Member VS Log (If you are an Abridge Series watcher, you'll get it...) Who wins, who loses, and how?
A: Noboby wins because an old friend of Pandaman appears and stops the fight.
Q: Who is this old friend of Pandaman?
A: Quandimino, who gave Pandaman the idea of appearing in audiences to hide from everyone.
Q: How come no one has a picture of Sanji?
A: Because he's too sexy to be duplicated… even on a picture.
Q: But why isn't this working on Zoro, too?
A: Zoro's pictures are always shopped'.
Q: Brooke and Ghost rider walk into a bar, What happens?
A: They go into a fight, since Ghost Rider is a secret ally of Marines.
Q: Usopp vs. Mr. Satan. The result?
A: mr satan… he allways wins some how... cuz he is the hero of the earth!!
Q: why does white beard only has a (big)moustache?
A: He used to have a full beard but Gold Roger shaved off the lower part.
Q: Dalton and Kaku meet, who wins as best herbivore?
A: Kaku, using Break Dance Sword Leg
Q: Luffy just ate the Iron fruit, what happens to his rubber abilities?
A) He explodes, so I guess his abilities explode too.
Q) If Haruno Sakura had sex with Monkey D. Luffy, what would their baby be like?
Q2) What if Gaara had Luffy's personality, would he suck less?
A1) Pink haired person with a high voice and the power of 2 White Beards
A2) Gaara would be showing off his Sand abilities, and he would not be Emo, so he would not cause the damage he did in the Chuunin Exams of Naruto
Q) What if Jango and Bon Clay joined the SH crew?
Q2) What if Luffy fought Orochimaru?
A: Then the crew will have all 10 members + Luffy (includes Brook).
A2: Luffy will use Gear Third to destroy Orochimaru and defeats him, but Orochimaru does not die.
Q1: Will Orochimaru get revenge on Luffy?
Q2: What else happens when Jango and Bon Clay join the crew?
A1) Yes. He will steal Garp's face.
A2) The gay pedophile jokes increase by a factor of seven.
Q) When Garp finds out his face got stole, what goes down?
A: Garp beats Orochimaru in an even less climatic fight than Sasuke vs. Orochimaru
Q: At the end of Thriller Bark, Brooke stays behind and the geezer tree Luffy asked to join goes with the Strawhats. What happens?
A: He rips off Nami and Robin's clothes whenever they walk past.
Q:GodofGTA3 and Zac Efron as the next villains, how does it all work?
A: They both tag team and take the One piece world by storm with tears and bloodshed.
Q: Is Usopp a negative Nancy or a positive Pauly?
A) Positive Pauly (It says Stupid Answer, right?)
Q) Who is Luffy's Drunken Irish Dad? Blackbeard or WhiteBeard?
A: Both, they're gay.
Q: If Sanji shoved Luffy into a cannonball, fired him into your house while Nami's face transforms into an alarm clock and shoved into Zac Efron's pet giraffe Snaopples while Usopp and Chopper's butcheeks turn into planets, what would your name be?
A: kljklsdfdkljsdjk - It would normally take a human a billion light years to pronounce that.
Q: If Usopp shaved his head and had plastic surgery remove/change his nose and eyes what would he look like?
A) A tall Krillen…
Q) Enel VS Cell, who wins?
A: depends on the next answer.
Q: has Cell absorbed Quandimino that Williamdorf keeps talking about?
A) No… Quandimino has not appeared in DBZ...
Q) Enel VS Cell, who wins?
A:Enel, Cell doesnt stand a chance without Quandimino.
Q: Buu vs Quandimino (if Q knows nothing about Buu who wins?)
A) Quandimino, because after a few minutes he will realise the only way to kill him is vaporizing him…
Q) BlackBeard VS WhiteBeard VS Zoro VS Peter's Irish Dad VS Shanks in a drinking contest... Who wins?
A) Blackbeard wins by secretly using the Yami Yami to continuously drain his glass, while Peter's dad pours all his whiskey on Shanks and gets last place.
Q) Which was more anticlimactic: Naruto vs. Sasuke, or Luffy vs. Wapol?
A: Luffy vs. Wapol (It says Stupid Answer, right?)
Q: What would Brook do for a Panty Bar?
A) Eat his eyes, because he doesn't have any! YOHOHOHO!
Q) Gold Roger was a pimp, what is One Piece now?
A) A golden condom.
Q) If Roger was a pimp, was Kureha one of his "hoes"?
Shudder Let's hope not.
Who will die first, Usopp or Chopper?
A: Chopper. He's a freakin' reindeer!
Q: Which very obscure consoles would each of the Straw Hats buy?
They all buy a Wii.
Does Robin use Chopper as a cuddly toy at night?
A) Depends what you mean by "Cuddly"
Q) Kingdom Hearts III, you're boss is Luffy, then Zoro, then Lucci, how do you beat them?
A: Reaction command! Reaction command! Triangle!
Q: Did that make any sense?
Q2: Luffy learns Kame Ha Me Ha. Where does this take the series?
A1:Yes it made perfect sense.
A2:To Namek
Q:Did THAT make any sense?
a: No
q: Is "Big Whoop" (from the monkey island games) Hidden somewhere on Thriller Bark?
A) No, but there is a Moblin and a Stalfos in there.
Q) Usopp appears at the same time as Sogeking, how does everyone react?
A. They look at him funny because the Sogeking mask is just hanging on a pole in front of a mirror Usopp is standing next to.
Q. If there were a Star Wars/One Piece crossover, who would win, Darth Maul or Zoro? (Providing Zoro uses santoryu with Lightsabers.)
A) Quandimino kills Darth Maul and Pandaman loses to Zoro.
Q) Luffy just ate the same DF as Wapol, what happens to the SH crew?
A) Quandimino kills Darth Maul and Pandaman loses to Zoro.
Q) Luffy just ate the same DF as Wapol, what happens to the SH crew?
A. The universe explodes from division by zero. DF powers are unique, and none repeat, therfore pime taradox.
Q. The ebb and flow of time reverse, what does Luffy want to become now?
A) Antonio Bandaras (Or however it's spelled) and his competition is Zoro and Mihawk.
Q) Luffy gets a Golden Afro… Who is the one that can stop this power?
A.) Williamdorf
Q.) Just who is Williamdorf? Is his first name William, last name Dorf?
A) Some combination of Ganondorf from Zelda and William from… To make it short, I was being lazy the name Williamdorf...
Q) Which One Piece character matches my personality (Wow, this one is impossible to find out...)
A) It cant possibly be Sanji^^
Q) Why do I think Zoro is suuupacool.
A) You watched the episode of Franky VS Fukuro too many times…
Q) Who can win in a smelling contest, Usopp or Kaku... Or Pandaman?
A) Luffys nose can get bigger^^
Q)Where are Sanji know??!
A: in absalom's washing machine, stealing his socks.
Q: what if kuro compelled his men to join the circus?