A: Appearently, it can defeat Moria for me.
Q: But what can the mighty goatee do for me?
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A: Serve you drinks.
Q: Someone burned down Cindry's banana stand! Who did it?
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A) IT WAS JINBEI!
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A: Oh, Kuro, easily. He's making his comeback, you know.
Q: What's his next move? -
A) TO ASK WHY FISHMEN NO HAVE MOUSTACHES!!
Q) Seriously, why don't they? -
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A: Tom had a moustache. Suck it.
Q: How hard? -
A) Hard enough for tekkai.
Q) What other rokushiki techniques work during sex? -
A: Kami-e would be counter-productive, but it could be used.
Q: What other Rokushiki techniques could aid you in the production of fast food? -
A: Shigan can help me punch holes in cheese. While rankyaku can help me cut the fat on the sammich in half.
Q: Who would win in a battle of human strength Spike Spiegel or Bruce lee or Luffy?
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Q: Who would win in a battle of human strength Spike Spiegel or Bruce lee or Luffy?
A) Bruce Lee, though it would be close.
Q) If you had to choose a different DF power for Luffy what would it be?
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Bag of Crisps Bag of Crisps no mi.
What about Icecream Icecream no mi?
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A: You'd melt as soon as you stepped out into the sun.
Q: Shoe Shoe no mi?
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A: That's my devil fruit! It's gives me the power to constantly buy basketball shoes and wear them as normal shoes without even realizing it. Also, it makes my feet invincible to damage from other shoes as long as I'm wearing shoes.
Q: What if Luffy had a gun?
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A: Everyone in a 20 mile radius would be dead.
Q: What if Luffy was given drugs? (Take your pick at what kind.)
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A: He would get purple eyes and limp onto the ground and start giggling. Then his enemy would proceed to decapitate him.
Q: What if Zoro had a gunsword?
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A: Zoro would then be like Squall from Final Fantasy VII.
Q: What if Sanji was never a chef?
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A: He'd be working for the tobacco company making smoking look cool.
Q: Chopper and ecstasy: subliminal messaging, or super happy fun time? -
A: Super happy fun time, def'nitly
Q: What is Franky on? -
A: Coke. You know, like coke as in the soda and coke as in cocaine… I'll shut up now.
Q: Who's secretly working for UPS?
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A: Nero
Q: Was he any good? -
A: He was, until a tragic accident involving cocaine, bottle rockets, and a forklift.
Q: If Luffy were to get executed ala Gol D Roger, would they use his body to make tires or shoes?
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They'll eat pizza while watching him crumble to death under physics rules!
Wasn't he dead already?
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A:Because he had to watch the new TNMT movie
Q: What if Luffy meets TNMT? -
A: Turtles + Rubber= Bad stuff. I tried an experience on this, and all the turtles died after getting caught in the rubber bands. I imagine any real life meeting would have a similar result.
Q: Can you do April Fools Jokes in March? Isn't there a law against that? Can I ask three questions?
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A: Yes but people will get confused. NO. NO.
Q: With impel down gone can I know be able to have the most posts in this thread?
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A: NYET!
Q: But seriously, what is with those Russians?
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A-They're not as bad as the jews!
Q-What did the jews ever do to us?
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A: DEY TURK OUR JOBZ!!@
Q: What did eneru ever do to us?
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A: He acted like Eminem. That's reason enough.
Q: Why are his earlobes so long? -
A: Because his mother was a bunny-woman.
Q: What would happen if Yamcha was sent to One Piece universe?
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A: He'd be Alvida's next bitch.
Q: Why is the Thousand Sunny NOT a transformer? -
Because Franky knows that his girlfriend Smibble doesn't like Transformers so he impressed her by building something that wasn't a transformer.
Q: Why isn't Luffy a potato pidgeon. He deserves a nice hyper chocolate. GIVE ME MAH SHOES!
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A: That's not even a question!
Q: What if Luffy was given a tank?
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A: Tank anime.
Q: What if Tim Burton directed the next arc?
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Q: What SH are you most likely to find in a mosh pit? -
A-Zoro obviously
Q-Which Straw Hat would be most likely to wear a dress ?
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A: Zoro obviously
Q: Which Straw Hat would be most likely to not wear a dress? -
A: Sanji, obviously
Q: Will Brook EVER make a costume change when he's with the crew? If so, to what? -
He'll spraypaint his bones different fun colours.
Will we see afro topiary in One Piece?
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A: Absolutly
Q: Why is Ryuuka's katana so long? -
A: The chicks dig it.
Q: Would chicks dig for Brooke?
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A-Sure, he has an afro.
Q-Would Luffy ever invite a talking beaver into the crew?
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Only if it's a mystery beaver, and only for so long as he doesn't realise beavers are made of MEAT and eats it.
Who WOULDN'T Luffy invite in?
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A.) His old, controlling girlfriend. Too many scars, like the one under his eye, were from her. That flashback of him stabbing himself is fake.
Q.) Spandam is secretly in love with Robin. With recent events, how does he cope with the pain of his loss?
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A: Self-castration with a plastic spork. He is sent to hospital and dies of an infection.
Q: In the Middle Ages, people were banned from eating meat on Fridays. So the church declared beavers to be fish since they swam. So people began eating British beavers into extinction. Once Luffy realises beavers are fish, would he eat them slightly slower than he eats them now?
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A) "Huh huh, Beavis, like, he eats beavers."
"Hehe, beavers, hehe."
Q) How would CP9 do at basketball? -
A: They would be BALLIN'!
Q: Does your new signature show your secret love for working bald men with their jaws stuck open? -
A) No, it shows my secret hatred for poorly-drawn girls between the ages of thirteen and nineteen.
Q) Which One Piece character would probably rule the court at basketball?