Have been picking up a burger, and tankobon 45 on my way back home. Here's the corrected translation, everybody. ENJOY
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Chapter 447: "Surprise Zombie"
Enel's great space strategy Volum 16: "Descent"
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Cerberus: Grrrrr..!!!
Cerberus: Woo..
Zorro: What, he got all pumped now
Cerberus: Grrrr…
Zorro: Well then I'll-
Luffy: No wait! I wanna try tame it!
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Zorro: Idiot. You think you can... take care of this dog? [<- this line is a bit liberal]
Luffy: A dog is a dog! Oookay, alright.
Luffy: Give paw
Cerberus: !
Cerberus: Woof woof gohng!!!
Franky: And he just warned him…
Luffy: alright alright, good boy.. pat pat
Luffy: aaalright... that's it, now let go.... you're a good boy....
Cerberus: .........
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Luffy: -- YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
Cerberus: YOWL!!!!
Luffy: Down.
Sanji&Zorro: No, no....
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Robin: In any case, it has a bad wound.
Robin: It's strange that it's alive.
Sanji: Above that, I wonder how this can be a living thing anyway
Sanji: with a fox mixed into it.
Luffy: We just came here and such a sweet guy popped up already
Luffy: This island is so much fun!!
Franky: So after this moat there comes a forest eh...
Sanji: Heeeey Nami-saaaan!! Nami-san where are youuu!!?
Robin: You're not looking so good, Mr. Cerberus.
Zorro: Now... don't take strange pity on the loser, you'll hurt his pride
Luffy: Hn?
Tree: Huh..!
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Everyone: !!!
Luffy: That geezer-tree and... a unicorn are having a drink!!
Weirdos: Gyaaaaaaaa….
Luffy: I cought him!!
Franky: Me too!! It's a strange one!!
Geezer-tree: Whoow please overlook me!!
Luffy: Hey you!! You wanna join me on a pirate's cr--
Sanji&Zorro: STOP FUCKING AROUND!!!
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Box: Doktor Hogback's mansion
Invisible Man: .... phew
Invisible Man: that was close...
Hogback: Hey! Absalom!!
Hogback: Are you there? What was that tumult just now!! Did you cretin go to the bathroom again!!
Absalom: growl...
Absalom: Hogback... I was looking for a bride. That woman, she suits perfectly!! I'll make her mine!!
Hogback: For that matter, she has a bounty on her head. You can't have her!
Ghost: This time there are as much as six persons with bounties on them. Among them one has a bounty over 100 million,
Ghost: The captain is even 300 million worth.
Absalom: 300 million.... You said that pretty easily, Perona.
Absalom: If the government gives out 300 million for him he's not an average pirate eh?
Hogback: In that case we'll need to go all out to catch this prey...
Hogback: Absalom, seems like you'll be busy tonight...!!!
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Box: Inside the mansion, second floor corridor
Usopp: There just can't be something like an Invisible Man!!
Nami: He was there! Without doubt!!
Nami: You must have seen when my body was held up!?
Usopp: !!
Usopp: ..........................
Usopp: ... no I didn't see anything!!
Nami: You DID see!!
Usopp: That was a trick question!
Usopp: You wanted to get me say I saw you naked so you can claim money from me!!
Nami: I could have been dead!!
Nami: But you'll have to pay anyways
Usopp: Anyways!!
Usopp: I don't believe a single thing we ran into on this island!!
Usopp: The invisible man - "imagination", that ghost - "a strange bird", and the zombies were… a "tribe of underground people"!!
Nami: What?
Usopp: We sure ran into a skeleton who once died and came back to life by means of a Devil's Fruit!!
Usopp: He's the exception among exceptions...! There's no two same Devil Fruits [Abilities] in the world.
Usopp: So there's no way other dead people could come back to life!!!!!
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Usopp: Right!? So when these creatures do exist, there must be a natural explanation for them!!
Chopper: Even from a medical point of view… I think the same, that all incredible things must have a natural explanation.
Chopper: But..
Chopper: since Dr. Hogback went as far as to throw away his glorious life to study here...
Chopper: Maybe there are these kind of miracles occurring on this island
Nami: Don't you have a little too much confidence in that guy!?
Chopper: Dr. Hogback is a really great man!! I admire him!!
Chopper: You're the ones being disrespectful!! There's not a single proof that the Doktor is in cahoots with the zombies!!
Nami: ..... yeah~... actually... it's just my intuition, but still...
Nami: ... he is very suspicious.
Portrai: .....!!
Portrait: .............
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Usopp: W... why is it so dark in here?
Nami: Is this the room from earlier?
Chopper: Do..... Doktooooor!! Where are youuuu!?
Usopp: Ci.... Cindry-chaaan?
Nami: We're finished with the bath nooow...
Hildon: The two have already gone to bed...!!
Usopp: Gyah!!
Usopp: Hildon!!!
Usopp: How dare you dickhead leave us earlier in that graveyard!!
Hildon: I'm ashamed.
Hildon: I was just a bit off with the horses
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Nami: That's nothing but a lie!
Nami: You're all under the cahoots here on this island!!
Hildon: To say such a terrible thing...
Hildon: This way, please. I will guide you to the guest rooms...
Usopp: Without any remorse "guiding" us someplace again..!?
Nami: Maybe to the real gates of hell this time?
Hildon: .........
Nami: We're finally going to leave now
Chopper: Eeeh?! Wait a minute, please let me talk to the Doktor one more time!
???: Ohohoho, they're giving you the cold shoulder, Hildon
Usopp: Hn?
Hildon: Please leave me alone
Hildon: I will guide them to their rooms
Portrait: You think that's such a good idea? These kids have noticed a many things...
Portrait: So before letting them stupidly escape...
Chopper: Why is.... that picture...
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Portrait: We won't let you go home, kids!!!
Chopper: Gyaaa!!!
Usopp: Uwah, Chopper!!!
Usopp: From out of the picture a zombie---...!!?
Nami: Chopper!!!
Chopper: Help me!!!!
Pig: Oink
Pig: Oinkoink..
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Usopp: WHOW!!
Pig: The zombie boss of this room is me, the great "Oinkchuck"!!
Oinkchuck: I don't think you'll be able to make even one step out of this room!! Oink!
Usopp: The taxidermy on the wall talked!!!
Hildon: .........
???: Ow ow ow ow ouch!!
Nami: What?! The rug on the floor....!!
Usopp: !!!?
Nami: Waaah!!
Bear: Who is it that stuck that sword into my back!!!!!
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Usopp: Gyaaaaaaaaahh!!
Usopp: Nami was right, this mansion is....!!
Usopp: FULL OF ZOMBIES!!!
Nami: ............ ouch!! pant
Portraits: Hey you on the chandelier, come down!!
Portraits: Rug-bear, knock him down!
Portraits: Make him fall down!!!
Usopp: Eat this, rug-thing bear!!!
Bear: HUH?!
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Bear: Shit a candle!! Hot hot hot!! It's too hot!!
Portrait: Oh noes, fire!! Extinguish it!!
Usopp: I so totally know your weakspot! Take this and this and this!!
Portraits: Watch out, you'll start a big fire!!
Usopp: All of you!! Eat thiiiis!!
Portraits: Gyaaaah!!!
Portraits: Extinguish the fire!!!
Usopp: Chopper, Nami!! To the door!! We're leaving this mansion!!!
Nami: Yeah!!!
Chopper: Leaving!!
Chopper: Sounds good by now!!
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Usopp: Hurry, open it!!
Chopper: This is too much!! (<- again, not literal, meh)
Door: CLATTER
Nami: pant
Nami: !?
Nami: ? …. ??
Door: clatter clatter
Chopper: Nami, what are you doing?
Nami: This...
Chopper or Nami: pant
Chopper or Nami: pant pant
Usopp: Don't tell me...!!
Nami: It won't open!!
Chopper: We're locked up!!!!
Bear: How dare you...!
Usopp: The rug-bear's comin!
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Usopp: Get down!!
Bear: GWAAAHH!!!
Usopp: tha... that was close. We have to get outta this room by all means!! To another room!! pant
Portraits: We won't let you escape!!
Chopper: Uwaah!!
Portraits: Stooop!!
Usopp: Uwaah this... is the fireplace!!
Nami: There's no place to run anymore!!!
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Wall: Squeak
Nami Uso Cho: !
Nami Uso Cho: Uweh!
Wall: close
Nami Uso Cho: Hn?
Nami Uso Cho: Where is this?
Portraits: Hey, they've disappeared!! They vanished inside that fireplace!!
Portraits: SHIT!! They must've found the secret passageway!!
Portraits: It's the one leading to Hogback-sama's lab!!
Portraits: Chase them!!
Portraits: It won't work, the door is blocked from the other side!!
Oinkchuck: ... oink oink, don't get all worked up, no matter where they run to inside this mansion
Oinkchuck: It's full of our "Surprise Zombie" fellows, oink..
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SFX: dash dash dash dash
Nami Uso Cho: aaaaah
Nami Uso Cho: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Nami: This corridor is no good!! Any place with pictures is no good!!
Usopp: Then... that room!!!
Door: SLAM
Nami Uso: ...!! pant pant
Usopp: Haah, haah, uwah!! More pictu-...
Usopp: ............!! pant pant
Usopp: No... phew, just photographies... no zombies...
Nami: That... it wouldn't be that chick...!?
Nami: pant That plate hating... Cindry-chan.....! What?! This room....??
DOOOOON!
The End. Ah, thanks for the explanation, Rai. I lol'd!