I toned down the thread title to be nice but what I really mean is, "Holy SHIT!" Mornings.
"What are you talking about?"
You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's a morning when you wake up out of a peaceful slumber and the instant the gears start turning the first words out of your mouth are:
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
This phrase often repeats multiple times as you slam your legs into your pants and you somehow manage to brush your teeth while eating only to run out the door with your shirt on backwards.
In retrospect, these mornings are so much fun.
I had many a "Holy SHIT!" Morning in college. One of my favorite was on the day of my Intro to Anatomy & Physiology exam my Freshman year. My eyes opened and realizing I wasn't waking up to an alarm (which during the night fucking ran out of batteries I shit you not) instantly leapt out of bed and flew down to the classroom. The teacher seeing me in my state was awesome because she let me have an extra 20 minutes. Why? There was evidence!!!!! Evidently I still had bed scars all over my face. LUCKY!!!
So how about your own "Holy SHIT!" Mornings?