Here you can create your own ideas for a new Bobobo joke here's mine
(Bobobo as Scorpion and Don Patch as Sub-Zero at the Sky Temple)
Tennsuke: Round 2, Fight!
Bobobo:Hey Don Patch i'll paid you 50 bucks if you fall down from the temple
Don Patch: 50 Bucks! i'll do it!
(Don Patch falls down)
Don Patch:Weeeeeeeeeeee!
(Don Patch crashed to the ground)
Tennsuke: Bobobo wins, Flawless victorly
Beauty: You mean idiot victorly!
Create Bobobo-bo jokes
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(Bobobo pops in with a gient icecream cake shaped like soften's head)
Bobobo:Hey Its a birthday party!
Don Patch: ….Its SHT...
(Soften pops out of cake)
Soften: Hey lets sing the DoDo song!
Everyone: Dododoodo doododooodo dododoododododooodooo!!!
Don Patch: ITS SHT! ...AND IT TAEST LIKE IT!
Beauty: I though we went over that already! -
Sounds fun ^^
Bo-BoBo: Hey Tennsuke! Try getting into Pokemon and lets see the results.
Tennsuke: Uhhhhh…
Bo-BoBo: Do it or I'll sell your diary on E-Bay to some wild fangirls!
Tennsuke: Oka! Okay! Okay!8 days Later..
Tennsuke: (Wearing Gol D Roger's Outfit) Team Aqua sure is fun ^^ Pokemon rules!
Beauty: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S GOL D ROGER'S!!!
Tennsuke: One Piece is affliated with Team Aqua and Pokemon arent they?!
Bo-Bobo and all AP Members stabb Jiggler with knives..
Tennsuke: Ahhhhhhhhhh!! I take it back! I take it back!!
Beauty: Yeah right! Bo-BoBo! You arent even a One Piece Otaku!
Bo-BoBo: (Switches to Naruto headband) Okay.
Everyone: Narutard!!
Bo-BoBo: Screw the dub!! Its teh suxxxx!111ONEONE111
Don: (Wearing a Shinigami Outfit) VIZ Butcherzz teh dubzzONEONE1111!!!
Beauty: Bleachers! Narutards! ake up your minds!! -
Shows Jelly jiggler and bobobo. Bobobo has grabbed jelly jiggler by the neck
Jelly: Come one bobobo putting jelly on you sandwhich insted of penaut butter was a joke. A joke between friends. You know. Ha-ha-ha
Bobobo: Jelly jiggler you're beyond pathetic! I have nothing left to say to you….nothing left to say except.
Don patch appears like a stand: BO BO BO BO BO BO!!! punches juggler like crazy
Beauty: WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?!Don patch rushes Bobo. Bobo sticks his finger on don patches fore head
Don patch: What the hell did you just do to me bobobo?!
Bobobo: You're already dead.
Don patch: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-
Don patch explodes
Beauty: WHY IS THERE SPEGEHTTI FLYING OUT OF HIS BODY?!!meh
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-Super Sentai/Power Rangers Bo-BoBo Joke-
Tennsuke: I'm bored. Hey! Lets become a Sentai Team!
Don Patch: Screw Sentai, such a Power rangers rip off-Owww!!
Tennsuke (with a gun): Jack off!! Power rangers is the mere bastard version of Super Sentai!
Beauty: What's the difference?!! Only in actors and storylines in a way! They both wear Spandexes!
Bo-BoBo: Its Settled Super Sentai!!
Beauty: Didn't you just hear me?!!Baka Sentai BoRangers!
Beauty: What the Hell?!!
Bo-BoBo: BoRed!
Tennsuke: BoBlue!
Don Patch: BoGreen! Hey, let me be Bored dammit!!
Torpedo Girl: BoYellow!
Softon: BoSilver!
Bo-BoBo: And Beauty is BoPink!
Beauty rips apart her spandex: Hell no!! -
Bobobo dies of a cancerous lump in his chest.
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Beauty throws another fit about their nonsensical enjoyments..
DonPatch: Any need to be a killjoy XD?
Bo-BoBo: I'll show you killjoy dammit!!
He shoots countless bullets from a gattling gun at everyone.
Beauty: Its Genoside!! -
Tom: On a all new episode of Naruto
(Don Patch throws Dengakuman at the Tv)
Dengakuman: What did you do that for?!
Don Patch: I'm sick and tired of hearing Naruto all the time!, so i'm going to take care of him
Naruto: Now it's time to start my training
Don Patch: I got you now!
Naruto: AAAAAAAh!
Hinata; Sakura have you seen Naruto-kun?
Sakura: He's training again or eating ramen
Don Patch(Wearing Naruto's clothes): I'm right here
Sakura: Hey, your not Naruto!
Naruto(naked) He's imposter!
Hinata:Naruto-kun…Naked!!!
(Hinata gets a nose bleed)
Sakura:Naruto you pervert!(punches Naruto)
Dengakuman(wearing Lee's clothes,eyebrows and hairstlye):Sakura-chan i love you!
Beauty:This doesn't make sense! -
When Bo-Bo-Bo would yell "Pocky harpoon!".
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Here's a new Bobobo-bo joke
Bobobo: it's time to use my new power!
(Bobobo bites his thumb)
Bobobo: GEAR 3!
(Bobobo's butt grew big)
Beauty:your new power make your butt hugh?!
Bobobo: It can do more!
Bobobo: Gomu Gomu no Giant Fart!
(Bobobo farts )
Beauty:That fart is too powerful! -
Bobobo: It's time to try out an all new fusion! We'll become a god!
[Everyone but Beauty fuses with Bobobo to form…]
Beauty: It's just a massive lump of flesh! Gross!
Flesh-Blob: We only need you to become complete…join us, Beauty... (Releases tentacles of flesh to grab at her)
Beauty: I knew I should have never agreed to do tentacle hentai if the polls demanded it!
King Nosehair: (Comes from nowhere) No Tetsuo, don't do it!
Flesh-Blob: (Consumes Beauty and becomes...a giant dinosaur with a jetpack)
King Nosehair: Dammit, no one expects dinosaurs in space...we are all doomed...we need you, Poorly-Veiled-Ripoff-Sentai-Squad-Rangers!
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Bobobo: I will become the King of Pirates!
Beauty: Um, wrong anime…
Don Patch: No, I'm going to be the King of Pirates! (Throws on Gol D. Roger-esque coat)
Beauty: Don't you think we should get back to the fight we were just in the middle of?
Villain: No, I will be the King of Pirates, and the One Piece Bathing Suit shall be mine! And I'll be so sexy! So damn sexy!
Bobobo: He's right, we just don't have the figure for being the Pirate King after all...
Don Patch: Speak for yourself.
Bobobo: Hey there boys and girls. We sure had some fun times today, didn't we?
Don Patch: It's not all fun and games, though. When you run around with scissors you could trip and lose an eye. Or run into someone else and take their eye out. Observe. (Takes a pair of scissors and jabs it into Jelly Jiggler's eye)
Jelly Jiggler: Oh God! Oh God!
Bobobo: Make sure to watch our adventures next week too, and we'll have a little chat about STDs.
Jelly Jiggler: OH GOD! ;_;
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( Don Patch and Tennsuke searching around)
Bobobo: What are you guys looking around for?
Don Patch: Were looking for Pandaman
Tennsuke: that guy has been everywhere
Bobobo: Ok i'll help look for him
(Bobobo,Don Patch,Tennsuke look for pandaman all over the world)
Bobobo: Excuse me have you seen Pandaman
Pandaman: Yes, he went that way
Bobobo: Thank you sir
Beauty: You idiot! that was Pandaman! -
Bobobo: I am Batman! (Wearing a Batman outfit)
Beauty: That's not even an anime!
Don Patch: Well, Batman Beyond is very anime-esque. It's the new fad in American animation.
Bobobo: No, wait! I'm Pandaman! (Grabs a panda and holds it over his head)
Beauty: Pandaman isn't just a man holding a panda over his head!
Don Patch: Then can I be Robin?
Bobobo: No! You have to be Batgirl.
Beauty: So then who am I?
Bobobo: Pandaman! (Throws the panda at her) -
Don Patch: There starting another Naruto marathon again!
Don Patch: I want my own marathon
Beauty: What are you going to do about it?
Don Patch: I'm going to fight Naruto!
(Meanwhile in Naruto)
Neji:This is reality and your a failure
(Don Patch beat ups Neji with a Yellow Tail)
TenTen: He beat up Neji with a Yellow tail?!
Beauty: Don Patch defeated Neji with a fish!!!
Naruto: Hey this is my fight
Don Patch:I'm here to fight you Naruto and i want my own marathon!
Don Patch: And now i'll fuse with Neji
(Don Patch turns in to candy and went in to Neji's mouth)
Neji Patch: I'm Neji Patch(Don Patch with Neji face and hair style)
Beauty: That's a lame fusion look
Neji Patch: I'll use my Yellow Tail nunchucks
Gash: Yellow Tail!
Beauty: Where did this kid come from!
Gash: Give me those Yellow Tails
Neji Patch: Get away kid i need them to defeat Naruto and get my marathon
Naruto: Thats it! i'm ending this fight right now
(Naruto, Neji Patch and Gash fight each other)
Bobobo: i'll end this fight in a Banana suit!
Beauty: A banana suit!!!
Bobobo: IT"S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
(Bobobo defeacted Naruto,Neji Patch and Gash)
Genma: The winner is Bobobo
Beauty Bobobo won in a banana suit!!!
Bobobo: As the winner all you would wear banana suits and dance to the Peabutter Jelly Time song
Beauty: You want us to dance to the Peabutter Jelly Time?!
Everyone wearing Bananan suits and dance to the Peabutter Jelly Time song
Bobobo: IT"S PEABUTTER JELLY TIME PEABUTTER JELLY TIME
Beauty: Everyone wearing Banana suits and dancing!
Bobobo: Even you are wearing a Banana suit
Beauty: What?!
Bobobo: Now start dancing!
Beauty: There's no way in hell that i'm dancing ina banana suit!
Beauty rips banana suit and it turns out that shes naked
Beauty: What! i'm naked!!!
Heppomaru: Beauty naked!!! gets massive nose bleed
Bobobo: HA HA, i took your chothes off and replace them with the banana suit
Beauty: I got to get out of here before my fanboys see me
Tennosuke: Too late i already call them
Beauty: What?!!!
HEATXZ: Hey fanboys it's Beauty and she's NAKED! take pictures of her!
Beauty hits Tennosuke with a hammer