@CCC:
The app is rated ages 12+ on the app store but Hell's Paradise is rated mature, ergo it's not on the app. Have to read on a computer :P
(but please do, if you can use a VPN or whatever! I put my heart and soul into that one)
So that's it :/ I was hoping I was just being dumb. Well, I am too ignorant to figure out how to use VPN, but I'll keep trying. Good to know you are the one translating it, CCC, it definitely adds to my interest.