I don't think there's one just about the network itself and it just had its upfront so…
ANIMATION
New shows:
• Sanjay & Craig– Twenty episode order of a show about a kid and his snake. It's produced by the creators of Pete and Pete and had the same character designer as Bob's Burgers.
• Monsters vs. Aliens– Nickelodeon, timely as always. Twenty-six episode order.
• Rabbids– Also a twenty-six episode order and produced by Ubisoft.
• Breadwinners – "Created by Gary “Doodles” DiRaffaele (MAD, Metalocalypse), who was discovered from Nick’s 2012 Animated Shorts Program, and Steve Borst (Teen Titans Go!, MAD), Breadwinners follows two booty-shaking ducks as they operate a bread delivery service out of their awesome, jet-fueled rocket van. The series was picked up for 20 full-length episodes." This sounds less like a show and more like a parody of a show.
• More animated shorts.
Preschool and edu... stares at reader... cational.
• Dora and Friends: Into the City - Twenty episodes in 2014.
• Wallykazam –A kid named Wally and his dragon, Norville. Same episode count and airdate as Dora and Friends.
• Blaze and the Monster Machines– CG-animated series about a kid and his monster truck. "AJ and the viewer help Blaze as they explore the physics of how things move, master mathematics and discover how everyday technologies work." Expect pauses. Lots and lots of pauses. Twenty in 2014 seems the theme of the day.
• Peter Rabbit– Already started earlier this month. Twenty-six episodes of a new show about Beatrix Potter's most famous creation.
Returning:
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been picked up for two more seasons.
• Season two of The Legend of Korra will air sometime between later this year and the Sun's violent death.
• ZomBob ZombiePants continues on its grim death march.
• The Fairly OddParents. Huh.
• Winx Club.
• T.U.F.F. Puppy
• Kung Fu Panda : Legends of Awesomeness
• Robot and Monster.
LIVE ACTION (if anybody actually cares)
New shows:
• The Haunted Hathaways
• Wendell & Vinnie
• Sam & Cat
• The Thundermans
• Nick Studio 10
• Awesomeness (title subject to change)
Returning
• Big Time Rush
• Marvin Marvin
• See Dad Run.
Also, just because, the ratings for Nickelodeon from two weeks ago:
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