I just want to say one thing.
The artwork in the first panel on page one is so terrible, it looks like something out of a web-comic drawn by an eight year old brat.
I just want to say one thing.
The artwork in the first panel on page one is so terrible, it looks like something out of a web-comic drawn by an eight year old brat.
It's official, Naruto is the new Bleach of lulz
So…
What the fuck am I reading?
I consider this chapter to be the point where Naruto finally managed to pass Bleach in ridiculousness.
These panels,these friggin' upper panels.It's as if they are ridden with floating rainbow armadillo penises throughout!
Okay, just….how can you have an entiere clan of people who are geneticaly designed to become "evil" when they suffer through emotional deprivation ? And how the fuck is "evil" an actual, physicaly existing thing that can be produced and encoded in dna ?
Hell assuming that a person like that "knows love and loses it", but he has no one to legitimately blame, then every time they ALL want to uproot and destroy the world ?
@No:
Good god people.
Now I REALY regret not realy reading Naruto. So much horribleness, so much stupid, so many things to mock !
But….it's over 600 chapters. And while I'd reconsider starting a good series half as long, not even remotely sure I'd plow through an average of 10 and a half thousand pages when I know a large chunk of that is just plain bad.
If you ever decide to embark on such a daring journey,you'll need some appropriate soundtrack.
This
and this
Now you're set!
@No:
Okay, just….how can you have an entiere clan of people who are geneticaly designed to become "evil" when they suffer through emotional deprivation ? And how the fuck is "evil" an actual, physicaly existing thing that can be produced and encoded in dna ?
Hell assuming that a person like that "knows love and loses it", but he has no one to legitimately blame, then every time they ALL want to uproot and destroy the world ?
Yeah, how the hell did such a clan survive and thrive!? Institutionalized fratricide which leads to love-infused eyeballs that can directly warp reality so badly they themselves had to invent a counter-measure to the rampant hatred-induced REALITY WARPING
Hey! Quick question: Now that everything that was sealed inside shikifujin was released does that mean Naruto is going to get a super power up because Minato sealed half the Kyubii's chakra?
This is the most wank-ass fictional clan EVER.
New thread title: The Uchiha's drank brain Bleach.
"God, I loved that brother I killed for my eye hax SO MUCH, the love juices are forming ranks in the whites of my eyes as we speak"
THE POWER OF LOVE!
Just when I thought Naruto was getting some plot development… why do you do this to me, Kishi?
Omg we have to make the blog about Naruto too now
Is it gonna be called "Crawling in my eyeballs"?
Thoughts. I have thoughts.
Okay, so I thought it was grand that the kages weren't in fact blank exposition slabs and I was seriously appreciating that. Kishi gave them personalities!! Even OPINIONS. Awesome! (Although it's a bit much that they don't think anything of having just been fucking pulled from the belly of the god of death! And Sarutobi's resentment that he didn't manage to seal Orochimaru was a bit weaksauce but oh well you can't cram a billion things into a chapter.)
AND THEN KISHI PISSED AWAY ALL THAT GOOD WILL.
Uchihas are DAAAAARRRRRKKKKK but only because they
LOVE TOO MUCH
Too many love hormones in their optic nerves
It's the perfect "They're good but also evil but also super good and that makes them evil-good" Linkin Park dance that appeals to the demographic omg
You guys, Kishi knows EXACTLY what he's doing and he's a millionaire for it. Now when will Sasuke's limbic system of love kick in during his fight with Naruto
Gliblord got it right.
I mean;
Love you know?
It's just 3 letters away from HATE
They're like neighbors, yeah
so DEEP
@The:
Gliblord got it right.
I mean;
Love you know?
It's just 3 letters away from HATE
They're like neighbors, yeahso DEEP
Too busy making eye pie with extract of love
It all makes sense. The uchiha all have overies for eyes, the second hokage is homosexual, therefore can't understand their gift, while the first is a pervert who appreciates it.
I will say I found the interaction between all 4 of them entertaining.
I gotta say it. So basically this entire chapter amounted to, say it with me, NARUTO WAS RIGHT. Sasuke heart is filled with love and he does bad things because he's sick. But if he just CARES enough Sasuke will learn to love again. I'm telling everyone now if you want out this is it. Because I promise you Naruto will beat Obito/Madara, then Sasuke will be the next big villain, finally its going to end with Naruto using the power of love to beat him so they can return to the village arm in arm together. I just want to save you ten more years of reading till we get there. For everyone staying on-board get ready for the lulz.
I LOVE the village SO MUCH that I'll
KILL
EVERYONE
the village will burn the ground, because I LOVE THE VILLAGE
I LOVE EVERYONE
and Ill KILL THEM
because I LOVE THEM
I'm still waiting for the inevitable talk no jutsu to work on Tobito.
PS…do you think Kishi actually PLANNED this all back when he introduced Sasuke? I mean, back when he gave a rat's ass about Naruto, he should have been able to read the love cancer idea outloud and laugh. I mean, anyone with this much investment into a long serie like this shouldn't have to come up with such a lousy explanation for why the "Uchihas are villians". He should have just left the curse of the Uchichas up in the air and STOP (leave the fans to speculate on what it is...almost any benign fan fiction garbage is probably better than love cancer).
I'd be rather embarassed over this turn of events if I were a Naruto fan...speaking of which, where was that poster from last week that thought Naruto was hot shit (I think it was auem)? I want to know what he thinks about this love cancer.
Side note: This is propably Mangapanda striking again but:
Can anyone tell me what the deal was with the 2nd Hokage and the Uchihas?
I guess he persecuted them? Somehow?
By making them police officers…and placing the prison with the police station...or something?
My bullshit senses are tingling but I can't mock it.
Because I really don't understand it.
@The:
Side note: This is propably Mangapanda striking again but:
Can anyone tell me what the deal was with the 2nd Hokage and the Uchihas?I guess he persecuted them? Somehow?
By making them police officers…and placing the prison with the police station...or something?My bullshit senses are tingling but I can't mock it.
Because I really don't understand it.
He marginalized them by making them authority figures that would be looked upon with suspicion, and placed them on the outskirts of the village
Uchiha's are the ultimate emos. It's in their blood.
He marginalized them by making them authority figures that would be looked upon with suspicion, and placed them on the outskirts of the village
The "make them suspicious" part is what confuses me. What is the reasoning? Fuck the police? I don't really get it.
And I just can't see what the 2nd is trying to achieve by sequestering and persecuting the Uchiha. Was he trying to goad them into revolt so they could be killed in good conscience or what?
@Zik:
Uchiha's are the ultimate emos. It's in their blood.
But Kishimoto got beaten up in school because he is an idiot, so he created this fantasy world in which the more emo you are, the stronger you get.
New Thread Title:
Uchihas get their Brains Bleached (I wish I could too)
So wait, Uchiha have genetic yandere cancer?
He marginalized them by making them authority figures that would be looked upon with suspicion, and placed them on the outskirts of the village
Because there's nothing more degrading then giving someone power over others !
Oh the humanity !
Eyes wide shut. With LOVE.
Juggling Jesus, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Can we talk about the the First please? He is a pretty awesome guy. I want a prequel with him and the Second.
I'd be rather embarassed over this turn of events if I were a Naruto fan…speaking of which, where was that poster from last week that thought Naruto was hot shit (I think it was auem)? I want to know what he thinks about this love cancer.
In my home country interwebs,there is one Nardo forum I frequent.The most widespread complaint about this chapter was the Woodman wasn't "serious" enough.I wish I were kidding.
Just when I was starting to enjoy chapter- mostly due to the First and Second's antics- Kishimoto decided to spread the love. I legitimately went back a few pages to read that shit again because I simply couldn't believe it. Guess it's official- Sasuke will be redeemed by his and Naruto's second kiss.
Fuck you Kishimoto.
I don't have anything against the idea of the 1st being lighthearted but…Much like the fallout to the Quinzi invasion, its just off in context.
We're smack dab in the middle of a brutal war that shakes Ninja-Dom to its core, and team Serious Emo goes off to a secret shine to perform unholy rituals that summon old kages as zombies to reveal dark secrets.
Doesn't seem like the time for wacky antics from one of the zombies.
You're right, Daz. They should take this war more seriously and remember their fallen comrades (to this day I remember faceless Zetsu clone #33178 and fodder shinobi #21349). It's not like there's time to take a pi- oh never mind.
THE END OF NARUTO IS REVEALED.
Naruto will save Sasuko by suiciding. It makes perfect sense now.
As many people I actually enjoyed the first half of the chapter untill well, you know….
One thing I really don't understand is if Kishimoto actually cares about his manga anymore. I mean the gag moments really underplay the "serious" moments and make me feel like I'm reading something like beelzebub (much better by the way). On the other side the whole bullshit about love and the edo tensei shenanigans make it seem that he actually understands how retarded his whole story is. He should have really called the second part Naruto The Uchiha chronicles, Sasuke's sort of conflicted emotions while hearing sarutobi were just pointless. He knows that it's true. For a guy who really doesn't give a shit about the story anymore, kishi sure is taking his time to finish the manga.
So wait, Uchiha have genetic yandere cancer?
Naruto and Bleach III : Genetic Yandere Cancer
Uh oh guys, i think we have a new color in the naruto rainbow
![](http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/Saccitysaleen/Keith images album/narutoboardcolor_zps80571341.png)
LOL i think the reason there's no Bleach this week is because Kubo knew that Kishimoto was going to do enough trollin' for the both of em
Well I guess that explains white Zetsu's personnality.
And maybe early Tobi's as well.
@The:
The "make them suspicious" part is what confuses me. What is the reasoning? Fuck the police? I don't really get it.
And I just can't see what the 2nd is trying to achieve by sequestering and persecuting the Uchiha. Was he trying to goad them into revolt so they could be killed in good conscience or what?
He said he thought he was making them "useful" in their capacity as police, but I guess the implication is that his distrust of Uchiha clouded his judgement. It's Senju-style hatred brain cancer
It really is a matter of time until every single thing in the Narutoverse can be attributed to genetics.
I can see it now…
Rock lee, descendant of the famous No-Jutsu eyebrows clan!
"Hey Sakura, why did you pretty much resign from being a main character?"
"Well I learned that everyone in my family is genetically predisposed to sucking ass, so I figured I might as well"
Naruto's finally enjoyable again,the day has come
Ugh…..this chapter. There's no Bleach to divide up my rage.
I agree that the wacky zombie antics of the Hokages are seriously out of place in this 100+ chapter long war......where people are dying......but screw it all, I enjoyed it...in some unexplained way.
Maybe because the rest of chapter almost made me gag......are you kidding me, Kishi? You put your LOVE and PEACE speeches with the clan that's poisoned your manga? In a world where ninjas dress flashily and can gather DNA to solve everything, the prospect of s_ealing away your love i_s…....too inane, even for Naruto.
Oh, and big surprise. Love is connected to the Sharingan......
What is Kishi tryin' to do? Find a way to redeem Sasuke before the war concludes? Because.....I'm not buying it. And I dread the answers to Sasuke's questions.....this isn't really the time to be all metaphysical and ask "what are the shinobi?" or what have you.
maybe madara killed his best friend because he loved him sooooo much and his friend got weirded out by it and said they couldn't be friends anymore, and Madara killed him
see it's all because of LOVE
oh god…. now I want to see an Overly attached Madara meme
Yeah, so why didn't Hashirama act all goofy the first time he was brought back to life? (….yes...the first time)
He may as well have. The situation was just as dire then.
Does Kishi even remember that the third hokage was called the God of Shinobi, not the first (or at least this is the first time he was called such)
EDIT: Also wouldn't this be Orochimaru's ideal time to take sasuke's body
he's got his arms back, the first Hokage who was stronger then Madara, the second who's the best water jutsu specialist ever, the third Hokage who in his old age, beat both of those guys and orochimaru…. BY HIMSELF!! and the fourth hokage who's supposed to be uber strong, and he's Naruto's Dad
I think if there was any time to kill sasuke and take his body now would be it
On one hand, I enjoyed the antics of the Kages, especially that the First Hokage is made to be more of a human character, same with the Second. I do like how Kishi is, for better or for worse, bringing the in the history of the Naruto universe into the forefront. Characters that we always thought were one-offs are getting their due, well some of them. Either or, I am grateful for that.
On the other hand, I don't really know what Kishi is trying here. Sasuke and Naruto have to fight, that is the inevitable conclusion of this series. He is the last hurdle Naruto would have to overcome. If he changes his mind, ugh..i dunno…
This time on Naruto:
Yeah, so why didn't Hashirama act all goofy the first time he was brought back to life? (….yes...the first time)
He may as well have. The situation was just as dire then.
Orochi said this time he didn't supress their personality (probably because they were revived for an informal friendly reunion instead of fighting).
Not that this makes this chapter less ridiculous.
On the other hand, I don't really know what Kishi is trying here. Sasuke and Naruto have to fight, that is the inevitable conclusion of this series. He is Naruto's soul mate. If he changes his mind, ugh..i dunno…
Fixed it.