I'd tell Nami to stop fucking beating me for everything or I'd toss her overboard and find a new navigator.
Things you'd do differently than Luffy
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Spend more time on Skypia exploring.
Restrict the crew to the ship, Rayleigh's place, and the market once or twice to stock up on supplies on Sabaody.
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Make Franky build Zoro a GPS with turn by turn directions, or just simply a locator of some sort.
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Wouldve died from too much Garp love…
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Would probably embark on a journey to find my father, or join the marine like grandpa wanted, only to quit in disgust later and embark on a journey to find my father.
None of that Pirate King stuff.
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1. I'd take Doc Kureha with me, instead of Chopper.
2. I wouldn't do any Water Luffy shit with Crocodile, just spend my time looking for that powder that summons rain that he had somewhere, start my fight with him and make my crew summon the rain during the fight.
3. I wouldn't trust Robin. AS HELL.
4. I'd rape-face Bellamy and the whole town right after they started laughing at the whole pirate dreams thing.
5. Maybe recruit Laboon as my ship? This fuckin' thing is huge, has an awesome house inside and I could tell him some crap, like that I'm going onwards and if he wants to he can come with me.That's it for now.
EDITED: I'd bitch slap Nami hard, that after two years of training about navigation and weather she STILL didn't know about the New World Log Pose.
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I would have killed Caesar Clown with an Elephant Gattling, ultimately getting my series transferred to Ultra Jump.
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Bang Robin. Bang Nami. Bang Boa. Bang Vivi. Kill Naruto.
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@Uncanny:
Bang Robin. Bang Nami. Bang Boa. Bang Vivi. Kill Naruto.
And to think, I was almost about to skip over this thread for today.. but then i would have missed lmao at this post
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First I would get 2 Tonfa with a blade on the long side to protect my arms and a spike on top.
From there on, if my enemy wants to kill me, he is dead meat. -
Starting After Arlong?: Be a boss in East Blue… fuck the Grand Line (and zoro if he insist on going to get fodderized again)
Starting In the grand Line:
Have a huge crew of at least a hundred...
Try my best to become a Shichibukai...
Have Robin sharpen her nails and go for the eyes...after the War:
Convince Hancock to assemble a huge fleet during the time skip and join up with me
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I'd have recruited WAY more people. Quick list:
Alvida. Weak in combat, but her Slip Fruit gives her near Logia style invulnerability.
Wiper. Crazy combatant skilled in various weapons, easily Monster Trio level.
Capote. If only because I like Fishman Karate and at that point, have no reason to believe Jinbe would ever join me.
Paulie. Yes, in addition to Franky. I'd probably use Nami to cheat him into owing gambling debts to her.
Hancock. I'd definitely take advantage of her affection for Luffy/Me, but that would be a post timeskip event. Maybe make her wear the Sogeking mask so she keeps her Shichibukai status.
Perona. Press gang her, Hollow Fruit is pretty impressive, she'd make a great ship guard. That's all I can think of currently, but yeah.Things would be cramped in the sleeping quarters, but the enemies we fight would have a much tougher time putting us on the ropes.
I'd also probably have tried to make sure the Usopp upgraded a lot more weapons than he actually did. Impact Club for Alvida, Burning Swords for Zoro…
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Recruiting Bonney, then Garp, Sengoku and Reighley and gangbang Akainu.
Also without Bonney the 5 Gorosei / Kong would be just old fats, instead of possibly the strongest fighters there are.
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I wouldn't have stood still like an idiot while Akainu charged at me to magma fist my face.
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I would not have tried to save Ace.
I would not have let Nami join my crew.
I would not have talked sh*t to Big Mam.
I would ditch my crew to join BlackbeardBasically fuck Ace. That guy can suck it.
Edit: o and I would not have helped the children who were fed candy. Waste of my damn time.
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I would Force Vivi to Join As a Cabin Girl.
Kick out Usopp, and Force Wiper to join the Crew as a The True Warrior of the Sea
Marry Boa Hancok
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Id never leave amazon lilly and become the master reproducer.
Id be the boytoy for ever woman on that island, except the fat and ugly ones.
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@Razzle:
I would not have tried to save Ace.
Basically fuck Ace. That guy can suck it.You really wouldn't care for the life of your own brother
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I wouldn't even set sail without a clue on how to.
I wouldn't spend a decade learning practically nothing about sea-going.
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I would not have cut my eye.
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Some of you guys are really repressed virgins.
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Some of you guys are really repressed virgins.
The ultimate forum weapon: calling someone a virgin. Who in this thread did you drop this atomic bomb of an insult on, may I ask?
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Some of you guys are really repressed virgins.
Right, coming from the guy called "Darkest sith", okay sure.
How much of a stud are you?
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Some of you guys are really repressed virgins.
Must be from 4chan. How does it feel to get 8 words of alpha out?
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Other than asking Perona to be part of the crew, pretty much nothing would change if I was captain of the Sunny-Go.
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Other than asking
Peronaevery hot babe to be part of the crew, pretty much nothing would change if I was captain of the Sunny-Go.Much better.
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I'd rip off more than just Soru.
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Going balls deep in Hancock
Acting like a real captain -
I wouldn't even set sail without a clue on how to.
Chapter 1 never begins.
This, and after that, this.
@Sniper:
I would die.
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Makiyo
Nami
Nojiko
Alvida
Vivi
Robin
Tashigi
Conis
Wiper's gf
Kalifa
Mozu & Kiwi
Robin
Leave Perona for Zoro
plate girl
Boa Hancock
Sadichan
Domino
Ice witch
Madam Shirley (?)
Bonney
Monet
Robin
Ain -
Makiyo
Nami
Nojiko
Alvida
Vivi
Robin
Tashigi
Conis
Wiper's gf
Kalifa
Mozu & Kiwi
Robin
Leave Perona for Zoro
plate girl
Boa Hancock
Sadichan
Domino
Ice witch
Madam Shirley (?)
Bonney
Monet
Robin
AinForgot Lola.
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i will defiantly be stoned by Hancock
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I'd go to the grand line and die before I reached the third island
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Makiyo
Nami
Nojiko
Alvida
Vivi
Robin
Tashigi
Conis
Wiper's gf
Kalifa
Mozu & Kiwi
Robin
Leave Perona for Zoro
plate girl
Boa Hancock
Sadichan
Domino
Ice witch
Madam Shirley (?)
Bonney
Monet
Robin
AinAt this point I'd imagine that getting the One Piece is no longer your dream
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i will defiantly be stoned by Hancock
You will be as hard as stone even before she uses her devil fruit if you know what I mean. :ninja:
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I would teach my crew everything i know about Haki.
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I would invite the kuja piates to join n make usopp n nami fight in the front lines to get stronger.
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I would teach my crew everything i know about Haki.
tbh. I dont know why he doesnt?
I wouldn't have hit the Tenryuubito. Even though the outcome ( two year training timeskip) was beneficial, it was still a dumb move on Luffy's part.
Wouldnt have fought Zoro at Whiskey Peak on a whim of him supposedly killing the party people. I would have been like wtf, but would have believed in my first mate's words.
I would have broke it down to Usopp that the Going Merry was finished in a much better way. The way he just pulled out the ship brochure and started going on about getting a new ship made it come off like he didn't care about Merry.
I would have talked so much shit to the whole crowd after one shotting Bellamy
I would do Gomu Gomu no Jet Elephant Gatling
I wouldnt have picked up the transponder snail ringing from Punk Hazard after what Robin had just told me that it could be the Marine's tapping the line.
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The ultimate forum weapon: calling someone a virgin. Who in this thread did you drop this atomic bomb of an insult on, may I ask?
No one in particular. Just soo many responses saying they'd "bone X chick" in the OP-verse.
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I would do Gomu Gomu no Jet Elephant Gatling
Every time. To every non-Strawhat pirate or marine. On first sight. And on fire!
"Strawhats or death! If you wanted to avoid this, you should've joined my side." "But that's what I came here to–" "Too late!"
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This thread complements the one on Sexism so well.
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I'd grow a moustache.
Obviously.
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A crew of 10 will simply not do. We recruit early, we recruit often.
Beyond all of the regular Strawhats being recruited, I'd convince the following to join us:
1)Gin
2) Alvida
3) Mr. 5
4) Vivi (she won't suck, promise)
5) Wiper (because DAMN)
6) PaulieWhat I'd do differently beyond having more crew:
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Not be so goddamn gullible. Being stuck so often in insert random plot device here is annoying and it's amazing my crew would have any confidence in me.
Oh, I just sent Mohmoo flying and now my legs are stuck? Either I call for Sanji to kick me free or I Gatling the floor until my feet are free.
Oh, Zoro just cut down a bunch of people who fed us? They must have been assholes, good on Zoro for taking them out.
Oh, something swallowed me and my feet are dissolving? I must be in a creature. I just checked my watch, it's Punch-o-Clock and I'm not having this bullshit. -
Call out the Bellamy Pirates for being sad sacks of crap and just leave. IF they try to attack, retaliate in self-defense. Show them that any problems that arise are problems they started.
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Pay the goddamn Extol fee.
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Beat Foxy, and with the new crewmembers gut out the Sexy Foxy of all booby traps, prisons, etc. Bam, new ship. Usopp demands Merry gets towed, reluctantly agree. After reaching Water 7, Franky Family dismantles the former Sexy Foxy. Usopp basically goes "I told ya so", fight happens anyway, everything else in Water 7 & Enies Lobby happens regardless.
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After 2 year training, give Boa Hancock what she's been craving. She wants the D. The Will of D. Yes I went there and made that joke.
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Oh, something swallowed me and my feet are dissolving? I must be in a creature. I just checked my watch, it's Punch-o-Clock and I'm not having this bullshit.
Holy shit, mind if I sig this? I laughed so hard reading this.
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Let the cute Kuja pirates explore my kintama
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I will use Red hawk and Elephant Gatling right from the start to takeout my enemies quickly so I can look like an Admiral who didn't even sweat to take down someone.
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I will use Red hawk and Elephant Gatling right from the start to takeout my enemies quickly so I can look like an Admiral who didn't even sweat to take down someone.
as cool as that would be, that means there would be no story to the arc. I'd rather him just flatten some one with his one punch KO.
I would take things a TAD more seriously. just a tad.
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I'd be more like Ace but a traitor like Blackbeard, so I'd split a Yonkou's crew apart and then become PK. Also Franky would be required to get his original body back and Usopp would have to prove himself. Lastly money and bitches… lots of bitches
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Also Franky would be required to get his original body back
Why? Being a cyborg is his best trait.