Rock Lee runs towards Ed with incredible speed. Ed claps his hands together and slams them onto the floor. Multiple concrete tentacles come out of the ring floor and try to grab Lee. Lee continues to run towards Ed, dodging the tentacles with relative ease. However, the tentacles buy Ed a few extra seconds. Ed quickly runs over to the metal corner post of the ring. He claps his hands together and grabs the post. The metal post fuses to his automail arm and forms into a machiene gun with 27 barrels. Ed turns around just as Lee reaches him. Ed lets loose a fury of bullets at Lee. One of the bullets nicks Lee's cheek right before Lee jumps out of the line of fire. Lee flips and carwheels, doing his best to avoid the massive lead onslaught. Suddenly, one of the tentacles grabs hold of Lee's leg and holds him up-side-down, blood rolling up his cheek. Ed ceases fire and grins.
"Well well well", says the now smartellic Ed. "I thought you had my techniques all memorized and thought out."
Still hanging up-side-down, Lee answers, "I thought so too. You are using completely new tricks for this match."
Suddenly, someone calls from the side-lines, "Rock Lee!"
Lee looks towards the voice. It is his sensei, Maito Gai.
"Lee", says Gai, "Take them off."
Lee blinks at his teacher. "But… I thought we were saving them for the finals."
Gai flashes a thumbs-up at Lee, "I've changed my mind. I'm giving you permission to take them off."
Lee salutes Gai, "Thank you sensei!"
Lee reaches up and pulls two weights out of his shin-guards. He holds them out on either side of him.
Ed crosses his arms and arches his eyebrow, "Do you really think taking off some little weights is going to help you that much?"
Lee drops the weights and they hit the ground so hard that they shatter the concrete and kick up two huge dust clouds.
Ed's jaw drops open, "HOW MUCH DO THOSE THINGS WEIGH!?!?!?"
Lee kicks the tentacle with his free foot and breaks it into a million pieces. Lee then suddenly dissappears.
Ed begins to panic and fires his arm machiene gun blindly into the forest of tentacles. "SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!!!!"
Lee reappears behind Ed and kicks him in the back of the head. Ed flies forward into the concrete tentacles and they come crashing down on top of him. When the dust clears, Ed is seen laying swirlly-eyed under the pile of concrete. A throbing bump the size of a large grapefruit on his head.
The announcer points at Ed, "Edward Elric is unconcious!! You know what that means..."
The announcer points at Rock Lee...
–ROCK LEE ADVANCES!!!!--
Lee bows to his opponent. "This match was well worthwhile. I wish you a speedy recovery."