Nami vs Chrissie: No matter who wins… We also win...
The end of the world~
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Glad we could keep you entertained on the last peaceful evening before the Rapture. =)
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Well, so much for that.
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Glad we could keep you entertained on the last peaceful evening before the Rapture. =)
And now we want our Money.
10€ an hour.
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Lol.."INTRO OF ANTOPICNESS"
@ On Topic:
I'll never see the end of One Piece .. So sad..
If the world ended tomorrow, I would personally meet all the (remarkable) members of this forum, actually I would meet as many people as possible. -
@RobbyBevard:
Obviously if the world is ending I go to a record store and play this song.
And then wait for a sentai team to save us all.
I like Kengo's version way more, but I kinda like this one too.
Now all we need is some Japanese chick and some random dudes.
Will this song even save us from Rapture? Is the world even ending from an object in space? -
Hmm, interesting topic. I'll form a gang with a purpose to destroy/drain out all Pepsi bottles in the area while drinking Coca Cola proudly. Who knows. Maybe a Pepsi gang would wage war on us before our inevitable destruction.
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Its December 21-2012 isn't it?
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May 11, 2008 is when the world will end. Duh.
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@Mikey:
Apparently it's going to "sweep" the world time zone by time zone when they hit 6 PM.
Which means that I have 8 hours left. BUT I HAVEN'T MET MY SOULMATE. D:
Well if the world ends today, at least I got to watch Pirates IV yesterday. <3
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I'm going to die how I lived:
Playing video games, surfing the Internet, drinking soda,
jerking off, and singing! =D The bus ride to Hell is going to be a HOOT!Also, that prank of clothing being left behind. GENIUS! GENIUS I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!
EDIT: Any male with a muscular body frame that wants to lose their virginity before Rapture and wants to lose their virginity to another man, PM me and I'll give you an address. Just make sure to cosplay as Kurtis Stryker. Come dressed in some regular cop outfit, and I'll kill you. =D
Sorry. We gotta make sure Jesus knows who has to stay behind, right?
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I'd probably binge eat everything I can on the last day of the world, then just hold up a sign on the freeway saying 'Will keep pretty woman company for sex' or something.
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… I would like to fuck.
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There's this huge party tonight at 10 so when all the good people have ascended to heaven, it's gonna be an awesome sinner party. Food, liquor and orgies until satans hordes arrive. That's gonna be one hell of a finale.
BTW, if anyone knows someone who truly believes in this, please tell them to donate or give up all their materialistic possessions. I wonder how many people would acutally do it.
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A part of me feels bad saying "How should I doubt this?" But at the same time…
I'm an Agnostic, bisexual video game players with an proud Athiest mother and a history of lust. I'm fucked no matter what. =D If it doesn't happen, we'll all just look back at this and laugh. If it does happen, we'll spend the remaining months of our lives laughing that the world is ours until Judgement Day.
Just think. iHop won't be crowded with hungry church goers anymore.
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I just talk about it for the jokes.
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The best thing is: We have 5 months to prepare for the apocalypse. I think it's really nice of god to give us so much time to live out every extravagant and hedonistic phantasie without direct consequences (we're going to burn anyway).
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So how does the second coming of Jesus fit into all this?
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@Badass:
Well, you see
Candlejack strikes agai
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Candlejack strikes agai
C'mon. Let's not start with that. It was a question about Jesus. And an answer that was cut off.
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Thought you ought to know how much this endtimes believer is savoring your impending anguish.
No, what is really funny is that all these nay-sayers are going to be saying the same things when this world really does end. They will be running around begging to die so they won't have to see what is occurrng, yet they will not be able to die. They will be trying to die by jumping off high places, shooting themselves in the face, etc., but won't be able to die. As this occurs, there will be a very few who relied on the Truth instead of 'predictors' and we will be pointing up toward the sky in fearless excitement and exclaiming, "Here is the One we were trying to tell you about.". What is a shame to me is that there are many fake followers of Christ-people who call their congregation by names other than belonging to Christ, and these are the supposed religious ones who are making these 'predictions', and gullible people are actually believing they are Christians[because they have not read the Bible to know they are tricksters]. The fact is, God never made a prediction, He tells us that this or that will happen and it ALWAYS does, without the least little flaw of wavering, unlike all the fakes that go on predicting the end of the world. Jesus tried to tell us that even He did not know when the end of the world would come… only God the Father knows this time-not even the angels know. So if you call yourself Christian, stop believing others over Christ. The rest of you, go ahead and mock Christians, which is what many of you have made a career of doing, and when the real end comes, we'll have fun on you running around like a chicken with your head cut off, begging to die and can't. It will make quite a show, but we won't have to mock you because you will have already done it for us and to yourself in your lust-driven, infantile rebellion. This will complete the 'fun-for-all' phase of physical life. So, mockers have fun. Your turn is not far from over, in comparison to what has already been, and you will die sooner than you think. Isn't that worth mocking at you for your gullibility? Works both ways.
http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/phenomena/apocalypse-not/gallery.html
You guys think we should stop making mockeries of ourselves in our lust-driven, infantile rebellion? I vote no.
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ONE PIECE MARATHONI'd probably have one of two things happen.- I'd spend the whole day stressing over uncompleted projects (if I died and everyone else lived)
- IMMA GOIN TO DISNEYLAND (everyone dies. Cotton candy whee!)
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Okay, so the earthquake involved with this whole rapture thing was supposed to initiate in Kiribati, 6 PM local time. Fifteen minutes have passed. Nothing of significance has been reported.
So um, yeah.
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There's this huge party tonight at 10 so when all the good people have ascended to heaven, it's gonna be an awesome sinner party. Food, liquor and orgies until satans hordes arrive. That's gonna be one hell of a finale.
BTW, if anyone knows someone who truly believes in this, please tell them to donate or give up all their materialistic possessions. I wonder how many people would acutally do it.
Next to none. Goes to show. Though there was this one dude who spent a small fortune just putting up a bus stop ad in Manhattan about endtimes.
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@Current conditions:
Current conditions for Kiritimati are not available at the moment.
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274
Oh shi–-
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Well, it's Rapture my time. looks around Yeah.
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Kiribati has a cute flag, at least.
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To annoy people it's actually pronounced Kiiryboss
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I plan on doling out the justice of god Dogma style.
Then I will get a burrito since I have earned it.
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@Monkey:
To annoy people it's actually pronounced Kiiryboss
Kirby Boss? Can I call it King Dedede?
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Kirby Boss? Can I call it King Dedede?
Personally I find Heavy Lobster and Marx to be more badass choices, though Dedede is more iconic.
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If Rapture doesn't happen, we now have an explanation:
[hide][/hide]I'll miss him.
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Now I know what I want to know before the end. I want to go to Kiribati.
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I already live like there is no tomorrow, so I'd be doing what I usualy do. coolface
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time left : 0:13:15:01
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It's 7:32AM, I'm still alive.
Time to go to work.
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we are still not dead yet?
boooooooooooooring
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What is this, the 5th time the world was supposed to end?
Yeah, y'all a bunch of f'in clods.
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5th time??? I don't think so.. See here.
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Aparently now Camping has changed it and said it will occur at 11PM tonight.
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Aparently now Camping has changed it and said it will occur at 11PM tonight.
Then it would already have happened in Oceania …
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This entire end times predication has been around for 2,000 years now, remember the Y2K? It's the same thing!. Camping missed many points in the bible.
First off, he omitted the entire 7 years of trouble/1000 years of Christ's rule, and God would rapture everyone around globe at the same damn time, he will not do that according to the timezone. What kind of an christian is he anyway?
Only God knows when he's coming, Camping is not God.
–- Update From New Post Merge ---
Were not dead yet! ZOMGBQQ! what gives!?
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What kind of an christian is he anyway?
A dumb one who craves attention. Sadly a common theme among many would-be fundamentalists.
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It's only a rumor
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@joekido:
This entire end times predication has been around for 2,000 years now, remember the Y2K? It's the same thing!. Camping missed many points in the bible.
First off, he omitted the entire 7 years of trouble/1000 years of Christ's rule, and God would rapture everyone around globe at the same damn time, he will not do that according to the timezone. What kind of an christian is he anyway?
Only God knows when he's coming, Camping is not God.
–- Update From New Post Merge ---
Were not dead yet! ZOMGBQQ! what gives!?
Ahahaha, you think the Rapture is actually in the Bible? 7 years of Tribulation is also not in the Bible. It's just the PMD hermeneutic.