VS.
Sensui (as Shinobu) stands in the middle of the ring. Howard takes a puff of his cigar and waddles in.
HOWARD: "So you’re Sensui, huh?"
SENSUI: "….. I never would have thought that you were actually a duck."
HOWARD: "Yeah, you idiots can’t get over that, can ya?"
SENSUI: "….. I believe Kazuya might be more appropriate for this match."
Suddenly, hugh muscles grew around Sensui's body and a unusual looking gun grew out of his hand.
SENSUI (as Kazuya): "What's this shit?! I have to fight a damn duck?! Bah, this will be pointless! Little duck, do you even know who the hell I am"
HOWARD: "Yeah, a no good hairless ape with a big mouth."
SENSUI: "You little shit! I'll kill you! I'll destroy you! I'll make sure you die slowly and painfully!"
HOWARD: "pff You’re pathetic, jack. Seems all you care about is beating up stuff and looking good in the process. You're a pathetic excuse for a species. Now, the only way I can make any money nowadays is to fight you clowns in front of even bigger clowns. That’s the only damn reason I’m even in this tournament."
SENSUI: "What the hell are you talking about?"
HOWARD: "I'm talking about them."
Howard points to the audience
HOWARD: "I’m talking about these stupid otakus, or whatever they call themselves. takes a puff of his cigar Big fat cult following who worship dumb cartoons. Complaining about how American industries screw them over with bad dubs, getting all pissed about it, acting like it’s actually worth a damn. Complete idiocy."
The crowd starts to get angry
HOWARD: "You hairless apes make me want to puke. You've polluted the world, now you got to pollute me with your anime garbage. I don’t belong here with the likes of you people."
Sensui points his gun at Howard
HOWARD: "What the-"
SENSUI: "Enough of this shit! You’re a goddamn dead duck, duck."
-DING!-
(Sorry if I made any mistakes with Sensui or Howard in my opening.)