In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space
Beat Beat Beat
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find la la la
He'll have to sit and watch them all as we moniter his mind la la la
Now keep in mind Joel can't control where the movies begin or end la la la
So he'll use those special parts, to make his robot friends
ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
CROOOOOOWWWWW
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts la la la
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000
To be on topic, I own Volume 1, 5-7 and the Esstinals along with some single DVDs. Still trying to get them all and watch them but they are expensive and long. Plus I don't have a lot of time to watch them.