@JERK:
This zombie shit is the stupidest most obvious pandering crap on earth and I can't believe some of you are buying it.
I'm buying it bro, hop off this weiner.
@JERK:
This zombie shit is the stupidest most obvious pandering crap on earth and I can't believe some of you are buying it.
I'm buying it bro, hop off this weiner.
I'd give this chapter an Orange Asthma Attack, just because nothing horrendously stupid happened. Of course, we still have Edo Tensei crap, side characters blasting away Zetsu clones (whoopee) and an extremely pointless rematch between Kakashi and Zabuza.
Oh, and the cover page? Yeah, that was pretty cool, but still just a lame flat angle.
Orange Asthma attack aswell… almost Sharingan red just because that Naruto praise moment was so forced.
Ninja: All these guys are blood line users!
Zabuza: Except me.
There was no way that wasn't sloppy.
Rewrite
Ninja (talking calmly to teammates, but still tense): Take a close look at those guys guarding Zabuza. Every single one of them is a blood-line user.
Zabuza: glare
The white Zetsu Volcano is the most hilariously stupid looking thing I've seen in a long time. In my opinion, it could get its own ranking.
And it seems like the art gets worse by the chapter. Just look at how freaking dull the Side character attacks look.
"Bug Ball!" = some bugs fly in front of you
"Front slash!" = a front slash
"Fracture strike" = a front slash
That, combined with more edo tensei blabber (seriously, Kabuto has really stolen Madaras show) and a completely needless rematch, I say Sharingan Red.
Those white Zetsu clones are right up there with Star Wars Episode 1 battle droids in terms of threat level.
Did I just see a new meme pop up?
"Vulcano of naked men"?
:l
Anyway, it's a mediocre chapter.
But I love the random samurai character just being there.
He's so outa place.
Did I just see a new meme pop up?
"Vulcano of naked men"?
Hallelujah, it's raining naked white plant people.
Geez, in the case we may have to bump it up to 600 Billion Rainbow Penises.
Hallelujah, it's raining naked white plant people.
Geez, in the case we may have to bump it up to 600 Billion Rainbow Penises.
How about Glossery black, its a step below but high enough.
For 2 glorious panels of Kiba and Shino action, we got 4 pages of even more Edo Tensei wanking. This looks like an ad for Edo Tensei. "Buy it, it's awesome, it's cheap, it'll make your life better, your dick grow bigger, you'll feel 20 years younger, and you can even summon people back from the dead! Only for 4,99$ at Kabuto's Online Shop!".
Also, wtf with the random samurai naming a random sword slash? Why bother naming it? It's like someone throws a simple punch and names it "Simple punch!". Wow.
At least Zabuza and Haku make up for this mess. But it's sad Kishi must play the card of "old villain that is much better than any other one I've done in 5 years must come back from the dead to save my manga".
Oh, god…More explanations about Hax Tensei, a fucking volcano expelling plant men and a confront between Kakashi and Zabuza that resulted in small talk about Naruto...The only thing that saved the chapter was the supporting cast doing something.
Like I said before, what, 2 weeks ago? This level of attention to the secondary cast would have been perfect all along. A couple panels here or there during an arc showing them doing something. Not deviating or breaking up the story much, just a little here or there. Would have been great during the Pain arc.
But for the FINAL arc? For their FINAL showing? Not so much. Way too little, way too late.
When Zabuza asked Kakashi to stop them, I had fun imagining he was referring to Kishimoto rehashing them.
A volcano of white nude men.
I say Rainbow Okamadillo dick.
Regular chapter but with something incredibly mind numbing stupid.
@JERK:
This zombie shit is the stupidest most obvious pandering crap on earth and I can't believe some of you are buying it.
If it gives rock lee a moment to shine then I'm okay with it!
Has Orichimaru taken over kagato and revealed his master plan yet.
Not yet. Orochimaru is taking his sweet time with his apprentice's body.
I actually think Orochimaru's not going to take over Kabuto. I've got a bad feeling Anko's going to give birth to his reincarnation.
And that's bad, because I've always been Naruto x Anko. :sad:
And that's bad, because I've always been Naruto x Anko. :sad:
So in other words you support Naruto x Sasuke? :P
I seriously don't get what's going on anymore when it cuts to the supporting cast whose names I don't know or care about. It seems like each chapter is saying something about "The ____ begins now!" but when I read it, nothing happens. Seeing Zabuza and Haku talking about the past with Kakashi was nice but I'm left wondering when this war is suppose to start… or did it begin already?
Either way, it's obvious this ressurection nonsense is just an excuse to bring back all the characters he killed in the story. It doesn't matter how deep the explaination for it that Kabuto provides, the real reason it's here is obvious. Just more eye-candy.
@Cyan:
I just reread the spoilers.
And then I learned something.
The setback to Impure World is fame.
The setback to Impure World is fame.
The setback to goddamn Impure World is fame.
hgggkhkhkhghkgkhggkh.
This would explain justin bieber and his horde of loyal brain-dead zombies.
Heheh. Nah, I'm sure it's just coincidence that all the people Kabuto has revived were all people who had something to do with the main plot and are instantly recognizable from the point of view of any moderate fan of the series.
So, if I summon a bunch of powerful zombies to protect me, I will be in trouble because of the fame I would get for doing this? Oh, what an incredible logic…
So in other words you support Naruto x Sasuke? :P
In the contrary, I think Naruto x Sasuke fangirls support Naruto x Anko.
Naruto fans support all types of weird shipping. Like Naruto x Tenten.
Why do fans even consider Tenten relevant enough to ship?
If people can ship Naruto with the ramen girl…
Team 8 <3
The final page of the chapter where Kabutomaru forces Zabuza to start attacking against his will is an analogy to Kishimoto himself bringing back the only two people in the series who got to escape it and remain free as great characters.
They died and fled the world of Naruto as proud men, but he wretchedly dragged them from their graves to return. Haku and Zabuza, my heart goes out to you poor souls. May you one day truly rest in peace.
Zetsu Volcano of Naked Men.
I can't unsee it.
It's raining naked manplants
The Zetsu volcano is probably one of the funniest pages in the series. The one that follows it is also pretty funny. Pointless action shots of a bunch of nobodies calling out attack names that don't matter.
Wb gabby…
And "ow my gifs" in your latest mega review.
WHERE THE ONE PIECE LOVE!?
I think that we should add the allert signal of naruto to a Poll to see the concensus of the forum for each chapter.
Hidden votes to keep anyone who decides to vote "Raikage Gold" for naked zetsus in privacy :ninja:
I'm voting rainbow Armadillo penis in this one.
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I love how emotionless Konan looks. It's like she's about to ask, "where do you want me to put this thing, guys?"
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HULK SMASH BIG-EYEBROW MAN!
Taken from the Beelzebub thread:
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I love how emotionless Konan looks. It's like she's about to ask, "where do you want me to put this thing, guys?"
600 billion papers+Rainbow volume cover… you CAN judge the book by its cover...
The whole "drawback is fame" shit didn't really bother me at all. It just seemed to me that Kabuto was trolling Madara. It was more of a "I'm not telling you the weakness is talk no jutsu I'll just give you some bullshit excuse so that you leave me alone."
Fucking Haku and Zabuza were the only good thing in the chapter.
Taken from the Beelzebub thread:
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I love how emotionless Konan looks. It's like she's about to ask, "where do you want me to put this thing, guys?"
Well, at least Naruto's publisher's aren't trying to trick us.
"Konan rainbow screaming Naruto always harmony love"
That's what that cover screamed at me before it pulled me into a dark alley. The nightmares shall never end.
I'm loving the rips you guys are delivering on this page. It's excellent!
This chapter was about as good as a fart that accidentally becomes a poop.
That cover is so corny :/
I thought it was obvious Kabuto was trolling Madara when he told him fame was the drawback ._.
Wb gabby…
And "ow my gifs" in your latest mega review.
WHERE THE ONE PIECE LOVE!?
Next week :D
Naked plantman volcano isn't as good as 600 billion armadillo penis rainbow, but it sured as hell comes close.
Still I don't otherwise find this chapter that insulting. Just kinda meh.
reads gabzilla's review
I watch Nikita. Good show and I love female protagonists who kick ass. Not nearly as good as Vampire Diaries though. I often forget to watch Nikita because I'm still going all crazy over the VD twist of the week and/or ownage moment of the week.
Oi Gabz, Start with Jojo's bizarre adventure.
It seems cool, like the mid point between HxH and Fist of the North start with a flamboyant touch around.
can anybody tell if haku is a boy or girl?
I'm happier denying the truth.
@RPG:
can anybody tell if haku is a boy or girl?
Haku claims she's a boy. But since she's the prettiest girl in the series, I have to assume she was just saying that to keep Naruto from hitting on her.
Little did she know…
@RobbyBevard:
Haku claims she's a boy. But since she's the prettiest girl in the series, I have to assume she was just saying that to keep Naruto from hitting on her.
Little did she know…
I know this is off topic but PLEASE tell me why i cant post new threads! for some reason i cant!
hahahahahaha
ooooh, you
@Tamaki:
I know this is off topic but PLEASE tell me why i cant post new threads! for some reason i cant!
You were deemed too young to be trusted with the sharp scissors.
wow he can't post threads, wtf did you do man, I must of made a million bad threads and no one ever banned me from making them…. and trust me there were some bad ones
wow he can't post threads, wtf did you do man, I must of made a million bad threads and no one ever banned me from making them…. and trust me there were some bad ones
Hey Rob, we got a confession right here.
Hey Rob, we got a confession right here.
NO… no please..... it's all I have in life... please don't take it away from me........
......
but really I gave up on making threads, I made my last thread declaring I wouldn't make anymore dumb threads and they could kick me out if I did... speaking of that where's BattleFranky been lately he was on all the time when I first started out.... he closed all my threads