says something about Groucho Marx and punches Cyan when he comes to say "chachacha"
Is this Naruto's VIIIth life, is this just fantasy?
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Punches Swinub out of air and throws desk at dexter
AHLL TAKE YE ALL ON!
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Buys Pizza, calls strippers and unblocks all sites from the office firewall, then headbutts the flying swinub to cyan again
SOOCCCER TIME!
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pours himself a scotch and watches
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Hmm? What's going on in h–ducks flying chair :blink:
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Breaks tequila bottle over Snocone's head
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STEALTLY takes one of chrissie's cookies, crushes it, and puts the crumbles around Insider, S7evin and Cyan' s area
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records all offenses (except throwing the swinub) to report later
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Summons platypus to take care of Ctarlong
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Starts swinging Les Paul like a battleaxe and fucking things up with it
I always knew some benefit would come from bringing this with me everyday!
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typing on the computer quietly, ignoring everything
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@Cyan:
Breaks tequila bottle over Snocone's head
TOO BAD I HAVE TEQUILA FLAVORED SNOW IN MY CONE TODAY!!!!
Fires staples out of a stapler at Cyan
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Reminds Snocone of ofenses against swinub
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Deflects staples with Les Paul like a lightsaber
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Santoryu laptop style onigiri, and get's dizzy
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makes phone call
I wonder if the Boss will let me be in charge of personnel reprimand…..
If so, then by all means, carry on. :devil:
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takes a sip of Sunkist
continues typing -
Tigerlilly, just calling to check in. I seem to have encountered a Wrinkle in Time. With the encouragement of..
..ahem what are your names?
ah! Mrs. Whasit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which have encouraged me to help them battle a extra dimensional threat known as the "Black Thing". I dunno… I kinda was driving a little drunk and ran over three kids they were with.
sigh...
sooooooooo now I kinda feel obliged to help them out. I really hope this isn't going to take long.
is the office in proper order?
There'd better not be any sort of ... brawls going on in my absence
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Brings Les Paul down hard on Insider's computer
TOHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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http://estb.msn.com/i/22/6814B9C62CEA17AB3A715F32E836.jpg
Tigerlilly, just calling to check in. I seem to have encountered a Wrinkle in Time. With the encouragement of..
..ahem what are your names?
ah! Mrs. Whasit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which have encouraged me to help them battle a extra dimensional threat known as the "Black Thing". I dunno… I kinda was driving a little drunk and ran over three kids they were with.
sigh...
sooooooooo now I kinda feel obliged to help them out. I really hope this isn't going to take long.
is the office in proper order?
There'd better not be any sort of ... brawls going on in my absence
EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!
Puts hand off mouthpiece
Hey boss listen for yourself, it's all quiet in here! You can even hear Insider typing! He's always working! Such a good guy! Hope to see you soon boss! No that wasn't Les Paul screaming in the background! Don't worry! Yes, you take care too! Thanks! Bye! Yes! I will!Hangs up phone, throws it into a camp fire, eats it, kidnaps Sir Crocodile and ties him to a chair
I will leave this here -
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cuts Tigerlilly's phonecord with left laptop
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kidnaps Sir Crocodile and ties him to a chair
I will leave this heresuddenly preoccupied
I no longer see anything you all are doing. :ninja:
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generates a diagram for Devirish to see the flow of the battle
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Runs over platypus in the parking lot. runs upstairs. blames Cyan for the swinub incident.
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@Badass:
WHAT?????????????????????????????????
[qimg]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm158/cutebuneary/Pokemon/evolution_swine.gif[/qimg]
Yes that's right. I hurt your precious Swinub.
COME AND TRY TO DEFEND IT!
Brings Les Paul down onto the floor, creating a fissure that leads down the the mail room
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calls ghostbusters to save us from Cyan's possessed guitar
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notices broken computer
shrugs
walks in high heeled boots into the men's room -
@Cyan:
Yes that's right. I hurt your precious Swinub.
COME AND TRY TO DEFEND IT!
Brings Les Paul down onto the floor, creating a fissure that leads down the the mail room
Are you alright, Swinub?
Good. Now Let SnoCone take care of business.
Come here, Cyan.
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Picks up the dead Swinub, uses him as another protest banner
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Secret phone installed in les paul rings and automatically picks up on speaker phone
hmmm that's odd. I couldn't get through to the main office phone.
anyway. Tigerlilly, another thing.. my client Mr. Crocodile is coming at 4. In my absence from this fold of time, make sure he has a comfortable stay. I think there is a bottle of ether and a stack of pixar DVDs in the waiting room.
no brawls
or deviant shit
remember, I carry samples of all my employee's DNA on me at all times. I can clone you if I have to
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Go cool down a hot day, Snow Brat!
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Puts an epm thingie controled with the third laptop to block incoming calls
Changes pofins with rare candies, and pixar dvds with ancient power TM
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steps out of men's bathroom
grabs purse and sits -
@Cyan:
Go cool down a hot day, Snow Brat!
Ice Dragon, I summon thee!
In other news, I found one of my baby pictures online!
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cell phone rings
answers itHello? Crocodile?
walks to the game arcade to talk
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checks twitter to see if FMA was out with right laptop only to get angry because blocked outside signals with the thingie
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Calls Gekko
Oi, boss, yeah, we got some issues with the union.
…
Yeah, it started as this little debate in the lounge about the dues and just escalated when Dervish mentioned the "s-word".
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Yeah, a brawl.
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dexter got angry and threw a copy machine out of the window. Silver tried to save it but dexter just punched the thing to smithereens.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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It's Snocone's.
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Yes.
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I tried robby. Guy won't get out of bed if you paid him.
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Yes, it's all Dervish's fault.
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Okay, see you soon boss.
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Secret phone installed in les paul rings and automatically picks up on speaker phone
http://estb.msn.com/i/22/6814B9C62CEA17AB3A715F32E836.jpg
hmmm that's odd. I couldn't get through to the main office phone.
anyway. Tigerlilly, another thing.. my client Mr. Crocodile is coming at 4. In my absence from this fold of time, make sure he has a comfortable stay. I think there is a bottle of ether and a stack of pixar DVDs in the waiting room.
no brawls
or deviant shit
remember, I carry samples of all my employee's DNA on me at all times. I can clone you if I have to
Don't worry boss! It's allgiant explosion in the backgroundSorry, that was me just now, I had beans for dinner. They tasted oh so good. I said it's all cool in here!
And Dervish will put some special effort into pleasing Mr Crocodile to the fullest. Actually he arrived a bit earlier then expected, for completely unknown reasons and she's displaying all the benefits we give our clients in sharp detail. You know how good she is with people!Yes, I know you would. But she works for you.
Yes..maybe if you fire her you could, but I wouldn't do that…ok.Ahh...About that DNA, I don't think you can use it anymore. You remember that toxic waste accident last thursday? Yeah.
And a secret between me and you! Cyan is drunk sometimes and starts talking random delusional stuff about "brawls" even when at work...
I think he played too many Videogames in his sparetime. You shouldn't listen to him...
I know! His breath DOES smell like alcohol sometimes!Now please stop calling boss! We have so much work to do! BYE!
BLOWS OFFICE UP WITH A GIANT HADOUKEN WHILE REVEALING MY SHARINGAN AND BANKAI
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steps out of arcade
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get's even angrier because FMA wasn't out AND cyan used the window of oporunity to talk to Gekko
Decides to bring out the Rock-it Launcher
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outside the office building wearing a lovely outfit
gets on cell phoneHey, Gekko? Yeah, boss. Crocodile called me. He said he'd rather discuss things over a dinner. Things aren't going to well at the office, so I'll handle it myself.
Don't worry, I'll tell him I'm a man before anything arises.
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@Badass:
Ice Dragon, I summon thee!
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TOHAHAHAHAAA!
Smashes Ice Dragon with Les Paul
Come and get it, I'm not the world's strongest guitar-playing man for nothing you know!
Ring ring ring
Oh, boss, hey…
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Nothing, just reenacting the war.
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Yes, the DNA's useless.
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Another drug test?
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Fine. See you later.
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Tigerlilly, have you seen my duct tape? My guest is noisy. Something about his casino development contract and a meeting at four, I dunno. I shoved a Swinub in his mouth, but I don't think it'll hold. I could really use that t–oh nevermind, I found it.
looks at bound figure squirming on floor
Hmm? Did you need something, poppet?
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Oh, God! The boss is coming back.
Clean, Swinub! Clean!
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phone installed in EVERY EMPLOYEES HEAD rings
me again
I hope everyone is feeling fine. Yeah, I know about the brawls and the destruction and the summoning. But that sort of aggression is natural in new clones.
yeah, when you all woke up this morning, you woke up as, hmmmm… probably the 4th batch of clones. I had to liquidate the previous batch the night before. Aftereffects started to show signs.
anyway Congratulations! you're all fit to continue living! Don't worry about that test office you're currently in. I keep the real one in a separate pocket dimension on me at all times. when I get back from this reality i'll work the kinks out.
Stay busy now
click
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stops before getting into car
…..They destroyed my computer....
pulls out C4 detonator
I HAD A LOT OF PORN ON THERE!
hits detonator
20 C4 bombs explode in both the men and women's bathroomHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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brings in army of clones to take over in Gekko's absence
I'm in charge now! For my first order of business. The bathrooms are out of order. Go outside. -
feeds the Rock-It Launcher Swinub's pokeball, Insider's purse, Laptop 1 and 2, Groucho Marx Bust, some money, cake, Juju, Cookies, the copier machine, a bunch of water balloons, and Tigerlilly's hat
prepares to fire randomly
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Cool boss cool! I'm way too drunk to understand what you just said
takes cellphone pics of Dervish kicking Crocodile to the floorHmm I smell C4.