To build the body, I will require the torso of a man who has been dead for ten years, the legs of a man who has been dead for four years, the arms of a man who has been dead for six years, the head of Bruce Springsteen, the brain of Clint Eastwood, a large Vlad the Impaler-era castle in Romania, the research notes of Nicola Tesla, and Peter Lorre.
Is this Naruto's VIIIth life, is this just fantasy?
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If I weren't at work I would do a diagram of our plan, just to be sure.
Omiting money constraints, to simplify the operations.
Dead Body + Plastic zurgery = Dead Fake Beckman
Sarus's soul + Necromantic Hypnosis = Delusional Sarus/Beckman Soul
Sarus's delusional soul + Dead Fake Beckman + Necromantic Soul Bind = Chrissie's best birthday present!
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Pish posh. What's all this talk about souls? My price is quite simple really. What good are meaningless prizes such as souls. I have a much grander picture.
Chrissie, my dearest. What I want from you is…..a voice.
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THE VOICE OF JIM CUMMINGS!
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Pish posh. What's all this talk about souls? My price is quite simple really. What good are meaningless prizes such as souls. I have a much grander picture.
Chrissie, my dearest. What I want from you is…..a voice.
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THE VOICE OF JIM CUMMINGS!
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[/hide]I see your Jim Cummings and raise you Christopher Lee.
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@Cyan:
I see your Jim Cummings and raise you Christopher Lee.
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Imbecile. Don't you know the power I could us with Jim Cummings.
I could bring Darkwing Duck back from the dead. And with such power, enslave humanity.
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@Cyan:
To build the body, I will require the torso of a man who has been dead for ten years, the legs of a man who has been dead for four years, the arms of a man who has been dead for six years, the head of Bruce Springsteen, the brain of Clint Eastwood…
And the balls of Chuck Norris.
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Imbecile. Don't you know the power I could us with Jim Cummings.
I could bring Darkwing Duck back from the dead. And with such power, enslave humanity.
You fool, Yagigami will NEVER allow such actions against it's
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You fool, Yagigami will NEVER allow such actions against it's
foodacolytes!Maxterdexter, dahling. You're confusing me with someone who cares.
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With the might of Christopher Lee, I could summon the power of Saruman, Lord Summersisle, Dracula, the Jabberwocky, Ansem the Wise, Willy Wonka's father, and the POWER OF MUSIC:
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@Cyan:
With the might of Christopher Lee, I could summon the power of Saruman, Lord Summersisle, Dracula, the Jabberwocky, Ansem the Wise, Willy Wonka's father, and the POWER OF MUSIC:
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Posh! What strength would any of those hold? You want me to enslave Kingdom Heart lolis and Lord of the Ring orgies?
That's not enough.
And the power of music? I already have Julie Andrews voice.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Maxterdexter, dahling. You're confusing me with someone who cares.
Tsk.. :getlost:.. you should care a little, that's the diference between being the slave/battleWaiter of a goat god and it's food.
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@Cyan:
To build the body, I will require the torso of a man who has been dead for ten years, the legs of a man who has been dead for four years, the arms of a man who has been dead for six years, the head of Bruce Springsteen, the brain of Clint Eastwood, a large Vlad the Impaler-era castle in Romania, the research notes of Nicola Tesla, and Peter Lorre.
Peter Lorre? Why? Why is he so special?
I could do it in five easy steps~~
1. Find a cosplayer of Benn. (a really good one). Kill with minimum force and body damage.
2. Reanimate with notes from the Necromomicon and The Faustarian tome.
Use of soul is nessery.
3. Train it with all the Benn knowledge and finnish with a 40 *C brainwash.
4. ???
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Tsk.. :getlost:.. you should care a little, that's the diference between being the slave/battleWaiter of a goat god and it's food.
Well you can tell Bessie that he's going to need to wake up pretty early in the morning for breakfast. In a word, they'll all be mine.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Well you can tell Bessie that he's going to need to wake up pretty early in the morning for breakfast. In a word, they'll all be mine.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't feel the need to taunt a dead man.
On unrelated notes, are you willing to eat 50kg of weath and oatmeal a day? It's a magnificent diet, It will give you like 2000 years of youth more!
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Insider.. what did I tell you about wearing heels on my stupid rich carpet?
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Insider.. what did I tell you about wearing heels on my stupid rich carpet?
Boss, I'm on a call!!! I'm on the phone with a bunch of dealers! We could potentially obtain Jim Cumming's voice.
Also, they're not heels, their boots with heels.
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Also, they're not heels, their boots with heels.
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Don't you give me that face!
Who's been carrying KingOfSarus's load since he's been gone? Me! So you know what, you can flick the middle finger all you want. These boots be made for walking on your carpet! And that's just what they'll do!
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Who's been carrying KingOfSarus's load since he's been gone? Me! So you know what, you can flick the middle finger all you want. These boots be made for walking on your carpet! And that's just what they'll do!
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well, i'm wearing cleats so I guess it's ok.
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well, i'm wearing cleats so I guess it's ok.
quickly puts make-up to cover up the bruise from the casette player to the face
Thanks for the free casette player. Now I can blast Prince in the office.
Also, cleats are fine. What else are we going to do with the football field we set up on the fifth floor?
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Hey Gekko, you hiring? What with your staff being drastically short and all?
I come with years of work experience, good grades, connections to people in high places and I don't need sleep.
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<shoots s7evin="">I want the job. When do I start?</shoots>
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bullet deflected
Did I also mention that I'm now immortal after selling my soul to some weird red glowing gentleman in a nice suit? He grumbled something about having to make a guy who looked like Gordon Gekko happy.
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Well killing people isn't a good start.
Sit down and take your seat. Both of you. Wait for Gekko to return.
hangs up phone
I'll call Chrissie later. That deal will have to wait.
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Gekko wants fresh people ? i'm on !
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bullet deflected
Now I'll have to use the lighting bow that Gekigami gave me!
Well killing people isn't a good start.
Sit down and take your seat. Both of you. Wait for Gekko to return.
hangs up phone
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You're going to have to wait a bit. He's on lunch break.
Speaking of which…
busts open bag of Olive Garden breadsticks with alfredo sauce
eats while making monsterous noises
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<takes 4="" out="" cold="" wood="" oven="" made,="" cheesse="" and="" peperonni="" pizza="">Do you have a microwave around?</takes>
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Well, I'm afraid I will have to just leave my resume here. After that bit of business in Iceland I have head back to Asia for an urgent lunch meeting. Lots of souls just waiting to be "sub-contracted".
If you have any questions please don't hesitate to call me. If I happen to in a different dimension or any thing just call my assistant:
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One or two sacrificed interns should call him forth.
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<takes 4="" out="" cold="" wood="" oven="" made,="" cheesse="" and="" peperonni="" pizza="">Do you have a microwave around?</takes>
Office Lounge. Turn left when you see the video arcade.
Don't use the one with the blue post-it note!
Well, I'm afraid I will have to just leave my resume here. After that bit of business in Iceland I have head back to Asia for an urgent lunch meeting. Lots of souls just waiting to be "sub-contracted".
If you have any questions please don't hesitate to call me. If I happen to in a different dimension or any thing just call my assistant:
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One or two sacrificed interns should call him forth.
Good day then Madams and Sirs.Will do.
I'd better look through our list of interns.
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So wait, you suckers are actually workin'? Waiting for the boss to get a deal done?
I'm enjoying my vacation.Of course at the firm's expense.
Ha-Ha!
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wants to work for Gekko hopes to get hired. ^^
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Gekko, I could work in your Human Resources office.
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This is going to be a lot of paper work…
opens can of Sunkist
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You need a lawyer to read all those papers for you. Here's my contract.
hands stack of papers
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Work?
How about a strike then?
Like, Down with capitalist corporations!!! or something.
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Here in hawaii they say
"Pupukahi i holomua" when there is a lot of work to be done!
It's means "Work together to move forward"It may inspire you or something; I'm off to learn how to buy tropical drinks on hawaiian.
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Here in hawaii they say
"Pupukahi i holomua" when there is a lot of work to be done!
It's means "Work together to move forward"It may inspire you or something; I'm off to learn how to buy tropical drinks on hawaiian.
A hui hou!Get me a strawberry daiquiri, please.
I gave you Ace.
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Getting drunk! While at work! What would the boss say!
But I owe you one!
Secret ingredient, Ace's blood.
Here's a little something for the others.
Just don't let Gekko see this stuff, ok?
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I personally prefer this:[hide]
[/hide] but hey, whatever floats your marachino cherry.Cheers.
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sigh… pulls on collar I don't wanna be "that guy", but I think I'm gonna have to report you guys to the boss. It's nothing personal, you understand.
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sigh… pulls on collar I don't wanna be "that guy", but I think I'm gonna have to report you guys to the boss. It's nothing personal, you understand.
Hmm, if we have to be reported for something, atleast let it be something big and worthwhile!
TIME FOR AN OFFICE BRAWL!busts PC on ctarlong's head
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Hits the copy machine with the strike protest banner so that it would fly back into the window and smash someone
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Punches copy machine out of air with bare hands. Picks up file cabinet and throws it down stairs
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I WANT FMA!!!!
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Picks maxterdexter up and throws him down stairs
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wakes up and throws swinub at Cyan D. Funk