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    Note: This whole thread was a joke following the 2015 AP Awards.

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    Upon entering these chambers, an icy glare stops you in your tracks.

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    You remember your manners and present to Femme one of three offerings:

    1. A Question
    2. A Gift
    3. A Fact

    "Now," Femme says, "Fascinate me."

    You are terrified.


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    4. This thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wagomu View Post
    4. This thread
    What are you trying to say, that you owned my thoughts before they became a reality? :o That you took my thoughts and shaped them, coerced them, and presented them to me in a bowl of cheerios? What!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Femme View Post
    What are you trying to say, that you owned my thoughts before they became a reality? :o That you took my thoughts and shaped them, coerced them, and presented them to me in a bowl of cheerios? What!
    All reality is my cheerios.

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    1. What should be the gift I actually present to you?
    2. A Fact!
    3. THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THE QUESTION; I HAVE LOOPED THE LOOOOPEER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femme View Post
    This pleases me.

    You are presented with this weird goat ring.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...a2e0037f00.jpg
    YES. GOAT WINS AGAIN. SUCK IT LOSERS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pachylad View Post
    1. What should be the gift I actually present to you?
    2. A Fact!
    3. THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THE QUESTION; I HAVE LOOPED THE LOOOOPEER
    This is serious business, young lad of Pach. I have no time for such fallacies.

    For this you receive thus.



    Femme has cursed you with eternal cheeto fingers.
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    I have a gift!

    Spoiler:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuhan View Post
    I have a gift!

    XD Yes!

    Femme is pleased. She presents you with a one-of-a-kind anger performance art of her own creation. Truly exquisite.
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    I present a fact!

    Some tropical birds of paradise, like the cock-of-the-rock, form groups to help attract a mate. A group of three or four male cock-of-the-rocks, for instance, may perform a mating display together in order to attract a mate for the lead male. It's very much like a dance-off.

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    Fact. Did you know that Polar Bears are Left-Handed?

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    3. This thread fills me with DETERMINATION.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femme View Post
    2. A Gift


    To potentially please and propitiate the peoples' Pirate Queen's policies I present to thee a present in the form of my prized professional pachyderm painter, Professor Picasso P. Phant, Ph.D; possessing profound passion for painting and particularly practiced in pushing petite paintbrushes powerfully for the purpose of proficiently producing positively perfect plentiful profusion of pretty pachyderm portraits presented on pads of pristine parchment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabberwok View Post
    I present a fact!

    Some tropical birds of paradise, like the cock-of-the-rock, form groups to help attract a mate. A group of three or four male cock-of-the-rocks, for instance, may perform a mating display together in order to attract a mate for the lead male. It's very much like a dance-off.
    That´s what I call, a ménage à trock!


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    Ok, I offer one fact:

    DID YOU KNOW: That the dude that invented the Guillotine, Joseph Guillotin, was actually against the death penalty, but created the device in order to cause painless death to whoever was condemned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brotato View Post
    o potentially please and propitiate the peoples' Pirate Queen's policies I present to thee a present in the form of my prized professional pachyderm painter, Professor Picasso P. Phant, Ph.D; possessing profound passion for painting and particularly practiced in pushing petite paintbrushes powerfully for the purpose of proficiently producing positively perfect plentiful profusion of pretty pachyderm portraits presented on pads of pristine parchment.
    Heeeeey wait a minute YOU STOLE THAT PACHY FROM ME!

    ... bugger all I can't do jack with these cheeto-dusted fingers. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pachylad View Post
    Heeeeey wait a minute YOU STOLE THAT PACHY FROM ME!

    ... bugger all I can't do jack with these cheeto-dusted fingers. :/
    I must protest Pachylad's proclamation of pilfering! I publicly profess that Professional painting pachyderm, Professor Picasso P. Phant, Ph.D, was neither pilfered nor plundered rather procured by platonic persuasion with provided proof of purchase.Of sorts.

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    Bugger all Brotato, I beseige you to stop blubbering and bemasking your brutally belligerent actions and not make buffoons and oh screw the alliteration DO NOT TRUST THE ELEPHANT FEMME. D:
    Last edited by Pachylad; January 27th, 2016 at 08:35 AM. Reason: DO YOU NOT TRUST A LAD WITH CHEESE ON HIS HANDS ಥ_ಥ

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    I offer a fact:

    The current brazilian flag is a tribute to Napoleon Bonaparte, The rhombus inside a rectangle was a flag example often used by Napoleon Bonaparte in his conquests, and Dom Pedro II was a big fan of Napoleon, much to disgust Dom Pedro's grandfather, John VI, who was terrified of Bonaparte.
    When AP used to be good:

    NEVER FORGET !!

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