Random News Article Discussion II

[Robby]

Old thread was 700 pages. Lets have a new one.

Starting with something light!

That 70's Show costars Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are apparently engaged!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...#axzz2ueSvnbj2

[Insider2000]

That 70's Show costars Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are apparently engaged!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...#axzz2ueSvnbj2

I swear... I mean, Mila was 13-14 when she started in That 70s Show with Ashton, who was 19-20. So there were hints that the two wanted to get together, but Mila was way too young. So whenever she was interviewed and asked about "How hot Ashton Kutcher is?", she'd blush and act like he was her big brother and nothing more.

Now they're getting married, after the whole Demi Moore thing. I swear to god, I've seen like 20 romantic comedy films with that exact plot. So weird.

[Ubiq]

They're going to remake Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

They meaning Michael Bay.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/un...or-1201123184/

Which brings the grand total of Birdemic films in production to two.

[Kaiolino]

They're going to remake Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

They meaning Michael Bay.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/un...or-1201123184/

Which brings the grand total of Birdemic films in production to two.

Diederik van Rooijen is a brilliant filmmaker. I'm glad he made it to Hollywood, though he probably shouldn't have started with a beloved Hitchcock movie. That is produced by Michael Bay.

[Ubiq]

Diederik van Rooijen is a brilliant filmmaker. I'm glad he made it to Hollywood, though he probably shouldn't have started with a beloved Hitchcock movie. That is produced by Michael Bay.

That manages to bother me even more than if it was some hack. This might well kill a promising career right out of the gate,

[Foolio]

They're going to remake Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

They meaning Michael Bay.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/un...or-1201123184/

Which brings the grand total of Birdemic films in production to two.

Please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck.

I really like that movie... especially since it was filmed nearby and I've actually stayed in that town and visited the locations.

[Outerspec]

Is it wrong that I want the birds to dive bomb their victims and explode on impact? Maybe the birds will be from outer space.

[Noqanky]

Michael Bay needs to just stop all seriousness and appeal to the mass market out there that wants to just watch him explode everything possible. That's probably the only thing that would get me to watch his movies.

[Wagomu]

Why would anyone remake The Birds of all things? Not only is it a plot of sacred ground in the film community, but it's one of those movies that can't really be improved with modern technology or perspective. What are they going to add? More birds?

[Purple Hermit]

Why would anyone remake The Birds of all things? Not only is it a plot of sacred ground in the film community, but it's one of those movies that can't really be improved with modern technology or perspective. What are they going to add? More birds?

Exploding​ Birds.

[Wagomu]

Exploding​ Birds.

Terrorist birds.

OH MY GOD I'VE GOT IT.

Giant exploding terrorist birds threaten to cause 9/11 2. The only group capable of thwarting their plot is a flock of bald eagles.

[Cyclone_Baroness]

It'll be like the message behind The Happening. Nature is pissed for some reason. Or maybe an alien virus that only effects birds. Or...a slow acting explosive that's only in bird feed.

[Oathkeeper]

So! Angry Birds...IN LIVE ACTION.


Ugh.

[taboo]

http://fb.me/2goKzhA8z

ALL the bitcoins are gone! Lol

[Prismeru]

So! Angry Birds...IN LIVE ACTION.


Ugh.

And we're the pigs!

du du DUUUUUN

[Lef]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/462565/China-and-Japan-on-the-brink-of-Third-World-War

What? Is this a joke?

[Mr. Truth]

From what I've heard the Daily Express is pretty much garbage so I'd take the whole "WW3 OVER TINY UNINHABITED ISLANDS" with a grain of salt. Not that there isn't a crazy amount of tension over those islands between the two countries, it's just not as bad as the shit your country's been going through lately.

[Lef]

From what I've heard the Daily Express is pretty much garbage so I'd take the whole "WW3 OVER TINY UNINHABITED ISLANDS" with a grain of salt. Not that there isn't a crazy amount of tension over those islands between the two countries, it's just not as bad as the shit your country's been going through lately.

Phew, sorry for panic then.

That what I get for checking tumblr.....

[Green_vs_Red]

From what I've heard the Daily Express is pretty much garbage so I'd take the whole "WW3 OVER TINY UNINHABITED ISLANDS" with a grain of salt. Not that there isn't a crazy amount of tension over those islands between the two countries, it's just not as bad as the shit your country's been going through lately.

China and Japan might have history with one of another but I don't think either country is itching to fight a war over something so petty.

[Outerspec]

Unfortunately too many wars are started after long tensions, tough words, and petty disagreements. That's a sad fact of reality but hopefully it won't be in this case.

http://fb.me/2goKzhA8z

ALL the bitcoins are gone! Lol

Either it was stolen or so grossly mismanaged that...nah, it was stolen.