Karin: I LOVE HIM!! I HATE HIM!!
This is what the whole world thinks of Sasuke now. Karin is the world.
Guards: Let's not take that picture and do nothing.
Karin: *Sneaks tools*
Okay, in a normal situation I could buy it, but these are fucking ninjas. The prisoners could be stripped naked and you'd still need to double the guard just to be safe. Laziest confiscators ever. Oh, and who the fuck can't handle a violent prisoner? Why the hell are you guarding her cell anyway? Are intruders non-violent all of a sudden?
Juugo: Sasuke should be in there.
Comic: *Snake headed lair*
..........I want one of those. Badly.
Suigetsu: *Itachi face*
Nooo! I still kind of liked that guy!
Juugo: I hate Itachi face too! Juugo smash!
Manga: *Boom* *Secret room*
This is just weird and convoluted.
Suigetsu: A hidden room?
YOU! ARE! FUCKING! NINJAS! SECRET ROOMS BEHIND A WALL SHOULD BE PRESCHOOL LEVEL FOR YOU! Good God Orochimaru at least make it an illusion!
Suigetsu: This could change the war.
Oh Good God no this is going to be another arc isn't it? Well, at least after Madara it's only going to be Kabutomaru and Sasuke left so it's not like the end still isn't in sight.
Sasuke: *Aizen face*
You know what's funny? There's an upside. If there's anyone I hate in the world, I just imagine their face on Sasuke, and then I just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh---
I fucking hate Sasuke.
Naked Men: You killed Zetsu?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's not like I was interested in him! Not at all! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: *New Sharingan*
I stab my fork on the screen but his sockets refuse to bleed!

Sasuke: *Uses Susanoo to play with the naked white man*
Oh he is a SICK fuck!
Naked Man: Must get Bee and Naruto.
I wouldn't wish that facial expression on any man.
Comic: Blah blah blah eyes and ears and nose and a mouth.
Heads and Shoulders knees and toes!
Itachi better cut that bitch up this time around.