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    Default I think it's safe to say that Wyoming does not exist

    So I was looking up random shit on Google about states and stuff because I was that fucking bored. I was looking at a list of states and for some reason, noticed something peculiar at the bottom of it:

    There's a state called Wyoming.

    Now this struck me as bizarre because I don't think I've ever heard of the place before. I'm usually attentive to license plates and stuff, but I have NEVER seen a license plate from this state. Nor have I ever heard of people living there. So the natural thing to do was bust out a map of the us and find this bitch.

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    As you can see, there is no Wyoming.

    So I surveyed 11 random forum members and the results were startling: None of them knew a single person from Wyoming! And according to the internet, half a million people live there! How on Earth can 500,000 people live somewhere that does not exist? The obvious answer is that Wyoming exists, but on another plane of existence. Take a look at the only picture of Wyoming on the entire internet.



    First of all, note the spacial disturbances in the sky. Clear and infallible proof that Wyoming is in fact an anomaly in spacetime. Second, the sign: "Like No Place On Earth"; If that's not evidence, I'm not sure what is.

    So basically, we can conclude that, at least in our dimension, Wyoming does not exist. However, there is a chance that I am mistaken. So if you or anyone you know has proof that Wyoming exists, please share it here.

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    So the square border surrounding what was thought to be Wyoming is actually a border surrounding a giant square of nothing?

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    What about Narnia?

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    There is no Colorado II....that's supposed to be Wyoming...

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    This attempt at being fun did not work. Try something else.
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    Fun? Don't turn a blind eye to the truth. Not when its staring you in the face.

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    Default Re: I think it's safe to say that Wyoming does not exist

    Wait.

























    There's a New​ Mexico?

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    No, it's just another clever ruse of the Mexican immigrants. They're trying to fool you all into believing that New Mexico is actually a part of the States so that they can just casually walk over the border without getting the officials hot on their heels.

    It's the same thing with British Columbia. Though that never worked at all. No Brits ever wanted to move to Columbia. They couldn't even get the geography right. Silly Europeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyan D. Funk View Post
    There's a New​ Mexico?
    Have you not seen 'Dan vs'?
    Tis in the first episode XD

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    Wyoming?
    What kind of silly, make-believe state is that? Never heard of it.

    Next, you'll be telling me that Neverland exists.

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    Wyoming? You mean the Nap State?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    This attempt at being fun did not work. Try something else.
    I got a chuckle out of it myself.

    I didn't even notice Colorado II until I found Wyoming on a map :P

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    I looked at that map for a good 5 minutes and didn't notice anything wrong. Until I looked up another map. But yeah, I think Wyoming's in the running for most boring state. I always forget that Delaware is a state too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyan D. Funk View Post
    Wait.

























    There's a New​ Mexico?
    There's also a New Zealand, even though no one knows what happened to Old Zealand

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKingJC View Post
    Wyoming?
    What kind of silly, make-believe state is that? Never heard of it.

    Next, you'll be telling me that Neverland exists.
    Would you believe Westsylvania ?

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    Dont tell anyone this but.......
    ........









    Theres an island 10,000 feet under the sea. o.0
    WHAT!!!
    GO AWAY!!

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    Default Re: I think it's safe to say that Wyoming does not exist

    What is a Delaware!?
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    The less known competitor to Tupperware, I assume?
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    No. It's a clothing store. I think.
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