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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaze View Post
    I... I can't believe that I'm going to say this.

    but this week, I actually read Naruto.... twice. It was actually interesting. oh my god am i going crazy?

    Some one tell me I'm not crazy.
    No can do. You're crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobbyBevard View Post
    No can do. You're crazy.
    Dr. Robert, what should I take to make this insanity go away? Isn't there anything you can do? You're a doctor for crying out loud!~!

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    Hiashi: Hinata, I always did believe that you had potential as a ninja, but I decided to disown you and train your sister instead to help you grow into a stronger ninja.
    Hinata: I LUV YOU DADDY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaze View Post
    Dr. Robert, what should I take to make this insanity go away? Isn't there anything you can do? You're a doctor for crying out loud!~!
    Read two chapters of something else and call me in the morning.
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    And the penultimate!!

    Minato: Son, you really weren't a social outcast and I wasn't dead. No one was in danger. This was all a test to make you a great ninja! Sasuke was even in on it!

    Naruto: I understand, Dad!! Thank you!!

  6. #2886

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    There are no words that can describe the level of shit that was in this fucking chapter.

    Good work, Kishi.

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    i came close to smashing my laptop after reading this chapter, but instead i just closed my laptop nice and quietly. lied on my back and stared up at the wall.

    anyways, its gotta stop, this whole redeeming/making it up as you go along. enough is enough. does this series have any decent/likeable, interesting charterers left?a

    ANYONE!!!!???

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    Play-by-play:
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    Gaara's Dad: You of all people have friends!?
    Squinty-Eye Kage: WTF r u stupid? Everyone his age has friends.
    Me: Hey, this is pretty cool, watching the failure dad get his.
    Gaara: But now I understand why you tried to kill me.
    Me:..........What?
    Gaara: It's the Kage's duty to protect the village from any threat.
    Me: He forgot to mention that his dad is a total asshole, but eh, whatever.
    The eyebrows comment did actually make me smirk a bit.
    *Flashback happens*
    So far they're up to the point where Gaara is a failure and they're talking about cornering Gaara. Nothing too bad actually.
    *Yashamaru does the mother line*
    And now the plan is officially retarded.
    'Hey! Let's traumatize our greatest weapon! That'll surely get great results!'
    Kazekage: So it didn't work!
    Me: No fucking shit Sherlock!
    Zombies: We'll tell you our weaknesses!
    Me: Shouldn't Kabuto put a seal on their tongue to prevent them saying that or something?
    *Gaara does the hugging thing*
    Me: Sorry Kishi, but at this point that becomes as stupid as everything else. Too late to make something like that dramatic.
    Kazekage: It wasn't the Shukaku that protected you, but your mother.
    Me: No! It! Wasn't! It was the goddamn Shukaku being perceived as his mother or whatever the fuck was happening back then!
    Mrs. Gaara: I'll always protect you.
    Me: Now it's turned into Harry fucking Potter! God!

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    Thanks for the advice kishi! I better go and shave my eyebrows, no body will doubt my leadership ever again!

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    One of the few bits that interested me, I had divided opinions.

    On one side, I was hoping for a brutal vengeance slaughter, crushing the limbs and bodies of that uncaring dad. But having seen the recent chapters, I was also expecting a milded down version of it. Both of those divided opinions turned out wrong, while a prediction I had written for fun... turned out true.
    That his dad would start bullshitting about protecting the son, and Gaara buying it. Honestly, I did not expect what I saw in this chapter. Again, I was hoping for fiery emotions and brutal killing, and got a misunderstood relationships like almost all the other frigging zombies we've seen in this edo streak.

    Spoiler:
    Gaara's Dad: You of all people have friends!?
    Squinty-Eye Kage: WTF r u stupid? Everyone his age has friends.
    Me: Hey, this is pretty cool, watching the failure dad get his.
    Gaara: But now I understand why you tried to kill me.
    Me:..........What?
    Gaara: It's the Kage's duty to protect the village from any threat.
    Me: He forgot to mention that his dad is a total asshole, but eh, whatever.
    The eyebrows comment did actually make me smirk a bit.
    *Flashback happens*
    So far they're up to the point where Gaara is a failure and they're talking about cornering Gaara. Nothing too bad actually.
    *Yashamaru does the mother line*
    And now the plan is officially retarded.
    'Hey! Let's traumatize our greatest weapon! That'll surely get great results!'
    Kazekage: So it didn't work!
    Me: No fucking shit Sherlock!
    Zombies: We'll tell you our weaknesses!
    Me: Shouldn't Kabuto put a seal on their tongue to prevent them saying that or something?
    *Gaara does the hugging thing*
    Me: Sorry Kishi, but at this point that becomes as stupid as everything else. Too late to make something like that dramatic.
    Kazekage: It wasn't the Shukaku that protected you, but your mother.
    Me: No! It! Wasn't! It was the goddamn Shukaku being perceived as his mother or whatever the fuck was happening back then!
    Mrs. Gaara: I'll always protect you.
    Me: Now it's turned into Harry fucking Potter! God!
    Reading your post makes me believe you were hoping for something similar. Some actual emotion. What happens now? Kishi continues to degrade his fantasy world by developing a short term jesus peace, that had started on the concept of Ninjas (I recall I had asked earlier if anyone knew if Kishi was originally planning on making it about mages instead of Ninjas, never got that answered).

    I still remember this from Part 1: Ninjas - a profession that relied on strict training, controlling emotions, clients and missions that varied to assasinations, war and... babysittings? (What parent in their right mind would want a Ninja, even if a rookie to babysit their kid?)
    We stooped from this to saving the world from a few evil ninjas, and everyone else just wants the best for the world through love and care. The same people who lived their whole lives to the orders and letter of assassination requests.

    Small world eh? Atleast its fun to see the degrading itself, the events... not so much.

  11. #2891

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    This chapter....just....

    why, Kishi?
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  12. #2892

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    You know what, if you read the chapter twice, you hate it even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaMario View Post
    This chapter....just....

    why, Kishi?
    Kishi is tieing up EVERY lose tread he can think of as he's running for the finish.
    The cunning ones kneel before six masters, but serve only one.


  14. #2894

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarhead View Post
    Kishi is tieing up EVERY lose tread he can think of as he's going out on the highest note he can.
    Fixed that for ya.

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    Somebody go to NarutoForums and bring back something for us to laugh at
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    Mr. Uchiha (was he ever given a name?): Son the rest of the family and I weren't really planning to stage an incredibly violent coup that would've killed thousands and have had our country swallowed up by the other nations faster than you can say "Mongol empire." We just made it seem that way so that the village heads could send your big brother and ancestor to kill us all in a bloody massacre and you would gain some character.

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    Went to OM to read some funny stuff and I found a few. Just going to quote them without any nicknames because to be honest, who cares?

    Say what you like about sentimentality, but I loved this chapter. I'm amazed as hell its out today. But this chapter brought tears to my eyes.

    Go Gaara! That's definitely some plot that needed resolution.
    anyway.. i love this chapter! although some parts feel familiar.. but i'm happy for gaara~~
    This is why i said a long time ago, that Kuboto is a double agent just like Itachi and actually helping the good guys. If some of the background story and moments of closure do not occur, then there will be no pathway to true peace and understanding along with forgiveness. this is what kuboto is contributing to the Good guys, allowing them them to see that the way they were doing things, is wrong and has to change. Gaara now knows that his Mother truly loved him and no longer has to bear the burden that tainted him, believing no one loved him or truly cared for and about him.
    I got tears in my eyes. This chapter was so incredibly good. Chapters with gaara in it are always so great!
    I really liked this chapter, it's good for the development of Gaara as a character

    And he was great with sand
    In War there is espionage and the such; till now none has been able to get close to Madara; However, Kuboto succeeded where all others failed and now has been able to get someone else inside(Yamato). He also has Anko there as well, so in the end it will be a Swordfish, Mission Impossible, type of War and Madara and Zetsu will have to take on everyone including Saskue, who i believe is finally turning around to the good guy he is and can be; Even Saskue never killed anyone just like that for the sake of it, when he could of. This is War and infiltration and the such; deception and the such is all part of it, just saying.
    Saskue has been a good guy from the get go; just that he was tainted just as almost everyone in this Manga; Kakashi got his closure with his father during the Pain arc. If Saskue was not considered a good guy, Konoha would not have gone to the lengths they did to retrieve him; they also did not place him on the Hit list when they were asked to. Saskue is being viewed as a hero to some of the other villages, for helping to rescue/release the people that Oro had locked up and was experimenting on; Please remember Seigutsu told them to spread the Word, that it was Saskue that saved and released them. The only ones who are after his head, are some of the leaders and now they know he did not Kill Bee, so outside of Danzo he really have not done anything drastic to not give him an opportunity to return; it will be up to Konoha to accept him and as long as Naruto and Sakura are there, then he has his chance.
    The old will surpass the new what part of that are you folks not getting, I bet Garra will learn his fathers gold jutsu bu take it even father to be able to manipulate other metals as welll..i mean after this war he will need a new power up to at least appear on pa with naruto and them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enzeru View Post
    Went to OM to read some funny stuff and I found a few. Just going to quote them without any nicknames because to be honest, who cares?
    Lololol These people are nuts.

    Who the hell is Kuboto? It's like some sick joke involving Kubo.

    Saskue has been a good guy from the get go;
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    It's supposed to be Kabuto. And it's really funny, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juvar View Post
    Seriosly, those revived Jinchuuriki with both Sharingan and Rinnegan look creepy as hell when coloured. I'd run if I ever saw something like that... Actually liked this chapter, since I like Gaara. But, seriously, the "your mother truly loves you" "she will always protect you" stuff is like Harry Potter. And shit.

    Yeah. Why now?!
    Lol, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw this. I'm seriously hoping Kishi is not trying to tell us it's Karura's "love" which causes the automatic shield rather than the Shukaku.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Daz View Post
    Did Kishi just retcon the most emotionally heartwrenching part of Gaaras flashback- nay, his entire character?!!

    Gaaras mother loved him?! His uncle didn't want to kill him!?!

    Gaaras flashback is dead to me now.

    GLOSSY FUCKING BLACK
    THIS! GOSSY FUCKING BLACK!

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    And what the hell is up with all these Kage's passive aggressive fighting stance!? This is a TERRIBLE problem in this "war"! The only serious fighters are the stupid Zetsus and the fodder zombies! The real threatening zombies are all affected by feelings and shit! Kabuchimaru get control of your zombies! What ever happened to gaining better control of them as their numbers dwindled!?
    Everything's Eventual...


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