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    The villain eternal. Kylor's Avatar
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    ...I can already tell I'm totally not going to be in this.

    Neat story, though. I enjoyed it.

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    You can be my butler. Fetch me a spot of tea.

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    Chapter 0.5

    Sakonosolo dies a horrible death when trapped slaps him.

    But she's still his captive... somehow... the show HAS to go on, you know.

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    You "heroes" are too late. Trapped is experiencing Stockholm Syndrome already.

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    I would be a villain to trapped. Or she would be my villain. We're very ambiguous like that.

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    but but but

    i get to eat durians, right? i'd better. i don't care who wins or whether Sakie survives, i just want to eat durians. <3

    AND I WANT KYLOR IN.
    Handsome man save me from the monsters.

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    The villain eternal. Kylor's Avatar
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    Hm, so I'm probably in this, am I? Well, I'm interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trappedolphin View Post
    but but but

    i get to eat durians, right? I'd better. i don't care who wins or whether sakie survives, i just want to eat durians. <3

    and i want kylor in.
    D:

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    Preview spoiler of Chapter 1

    Spoiler:
    Badass SnoCone joins the Super Zeroes

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    I would like to take the place of Random Civilian #4 who walks past one of the members of D.U.R.I.A.N. in the streets and asks for the time.

    If that's not doable then make me an old wise man.
    Everything's Eventual...


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    I'll be the guy who cleans dog shit
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    You are a treasure.

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    Chapter 1: The Death and the Durian

    [Scene 1 - A secret lair in Singapore]

    Sakonosolo grinned a wicked grin as he mused aimlessly. He even chuckled a little as he watched trappedolphin struggle to escape from her dank cell.

    "What's the matter, my dear?" Sakon asked his captive with twisted intentions. "Aren't your dear heroes on their way?"

    "You better believe it!" trapped shouted stubbornly. "Kitty and Dry Dry and Kenny-boy and Jay and Nami and Gypsy will save me for sure! Just you wait!"

    [Scene 2 - A small apartment in Las Vegas]

    "Shouldn't we be doing something?" Jay asked nobody in particular as he slouched across the living room sofa.

    "What do you mean?" Kitsune asked as he handed Kenny his ass in Smash Bros.

    "I dunno," Jay responded, staring aimlessly into the sky. "Aren't we like supposed to... save somebody?"

    "Oh!" Nami shouted as she barged into the room. "We have to go to Asia!"

    "Oh yeah!" Gypsy shouted as she followed Nami.

    The six members of D.U.R.I.A.N. looked at each other, realizing just what their task was in Asia.

    "Awwww yeah!" they all shouted. "Let's go shopping in Chinatown!"

    Before they could pack their things, however, a news bulletin on TV (how they got the news while playing Smash is anyone's guess) ruined their vacation plans rather quickly.

    "This just in!" shouted Channel WAP's premiere news reporter, Satsuki. "Evil robots are taking over Los Angeles! I repeat, evil robots are taking over Los Angeles! Back to you, Firecrouch."

    "You know what this means, guys?" Dryish grinned.

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #1 - Dryish becomes Ultra Parrot!]

    Ultra Parrot's rainbow wings fluttered in the sky as he blew a hole into the apartment's roof. "Let's go guys, to Los Angeles!"

    The other D.U.R.I.A.N. members grabbed tightly to their feathered friend as he flew them to their destination.

    [Scene 3 - Inside the control room of Motherbot-1337]

    "So they are coming, are they?" Hans von ChesCa cackled venomously as he stroked his pet cat, Fluffles, in a rather evil mannet. He cut off his transmission with Henchbot-420 as he began to muse in his chair. "They think they can outsmart me, huh? Those D.U.R.I.A.N. bastards have another thing coming. Kehahahahahahahahaha!"

    "Lord ChesCa," Motherbot-1337 stated monotonously. "Henchbot-012 is trying to communicate. Should I open a link?"

    "Yes, yes," Hans grumbled. "What is it?"

    "They're here, Lord ChesCa," Henchbot-012 explained glumly. "And now, we lost contact with Henchbot-404, my lord. We can't find him."

    "What!?" the supervillain roared, knocking Fluffles to the floor below. "Are you telling me Henchbot-404 cannot be found!?"

    "Affirmative."

    "Damn you, D.U.R.I.A.N.," Hans raged. "Calling all Henchbots! Return to the Motherbot! Begin Protocol FFX-2. I repeat, begin Protocol FFX-2."

    [Scene 4 - The Ruins of Los Angeles]

    Ultra Parrot flew with all his might as he arrived to see the destruction before him.

    "We made it, guys!" he shouted happily.

    "Drop us here," Kenny commanded. "It's morphing time!"

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #2 - Kenny becomes Iron Ventriloquist!]

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #3 - Nami becomes Avalanche!]

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #4 - Jay becomes Rose Garden!]

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #5 - Gypsy becomes Narcissista G!]

    [Cue magical girl transformation sequence #6 - Kitsune becomes Death by Foxy!]

    As the newly transformed members of DURIAN landed with grace, they found themselves in more danger than ever.

    "Look!" Avalanche shouted as she pointed her trident at the amassing orgy of evil. "The Henchbots are converging."

    The bubblegum-poppiness of real Emotion helped to glue the Henchbots together to form one giant super robot: The Terazord!

    "Feast your eyes on the might of the Terazord, D.U.R.I.A.N.!" ChesCa cackled as he emerged from the Terazord's nose. "Born from 1000 Words of horrible fanfiction, Tera here is the MOTHER OF ALL SUPER ROBOTS!"

    [Scene 5 - A helicopter over looking the wreckage]

    Hero adjusted his Kamina glasses a bit as he and RBoar watched the ensuing carnage from their multi-billion dollar helicopter. Because they have yet to be properly introduced, they... stand there quietly. Ahem.

    [Scene 6 - DURIAN vs. Terazord]

    "You've gone too far, Hans von ChesCa!" Iron Ventriloquist shouted. "It's time to show you... the power of D.U.R.I.A.N.!"

    [What kind of perils does evil Lord ChesCa have in store for the DigiDestinedD.U.R.I.A.N.? Find out next time on D.U.R.I.A.N.: Digital Porn Stars!]

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    What have I done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucklepants Fallupface View Post
    What have I done?
    Something so amazing I can't express it in words. Only question I have is how do six people manage to fit comfortably into a small apartment in Las Vegas?


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    ... Wait. What is this. I saw my name in it.
    *goes reading*

    --- Update From New Post Merge ---

    I... I... I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS.

    WHAT THE HELL
    Kitsu, damn, I FUCKIN LOVE YOU XD

    I'M A MAGICAL GIRL YAY HAIL MEEEE
    Ok, first of all.
    I would NEVER eat a durian cause they look and smell disgusting.

    Second of all
    Quote Originally Posted by Chucklepants Fallupface View Post
    Nami in Germany gained the ability to control water, no matter its state. Because there are no oceans in Germany (yes there are, but shut up)
    You can't imagine how hard I laughed about that XDD
    *looks out the window and sees the baltic sea* yeah, there totally is no water at all in Germany XD

    Third of all
    I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR FIRE ABILITY! XD

    *goes on reading*

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    What did I see there? "Ultra Parrot with rainbow wings"? Now I'm interested! *goes off to read*

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    Ok, I'm done.


    I hate to use that word but... THIS IS SO FUCKIN EPIC XD

    Thank you Kitsu for making this XD
    Geez, now I want to draw this XD

    This is totally awesome and I can't wait to see more! :D

    But there is still one thing...
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsu
    "Look!" Avalanche shouted as he pointed her trident
    he
    HE
    HE
    HE

    .....................
    I hope for you that this is just a typos or I really have to beat the shit out of you with my trident!

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    Must've been rats Sakonosolo's Avatar
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    When we're off screen trapped and I are watching House and playing board games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piratemarimo View Post
    Something so amazing I can't express it in words. Only question I have is how do six people manage to fit comfortably into a small apartment in Las Vegas?
    They don't.

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    If you damned dingus Durians deduce that you'll deter my devious dominations diagrams, then you have another thing coming.

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