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    Default D.U.R.I.A.N. - Season 2!

    Once upon a time in the mystical land of Singapore, there existed a dolphin. This dolphin was a huge Hugh Laurie fan and had been locked away in a cage by the evil Russian mobster Sakonosolo, better known as The Stalker. The Stalker wanted power and the taste of durians, but this 'trappedolphin' could not allow him to put his hands on them. Therefore, she used her magical hax powers to transport the magical six durians as far away from Singapore as possible.

    One landed in the arid New Mexican desert, where a mischeivous boy consumed it. One landed in Finland, where two Finnish boys fought over it, with one ultimately winning. One found its way to OhioMichigan (), where a crossdressing dude with cool hair found it. One landed in Louisiana, where a chef put it on a po'boy. One landed in Germany, where a red-headed woman ate it, and the last in Joja, where a lemonhead beat it in a foul-taste contest.

    What these six did not know was that these durians granted them superpowers. The fox, Kitsune, was granted the power to control fire and turn people into furries. His alter-ego was Death by Foxy. Dryish, the Finnish victor, gained wings of rainbow and the gift of flight, known as Ultra Parrot. Jay from Ohio gained the ability to change his gender and the gender of others, earning the nickname Rose Garden. The puppet cook Kenny gained the ability to control his opponents' movements and cook kickass Cajun food, calling himself the Iron Ventriloquist. Nami in Germany gained the ability to control water, no matter its state. Because there are no oceans in Germany (yes there are, but shut up), she took control of her namesake, Avalanche. Finally, the lemon, Gypsy, earned the ability to be drop-dead gorgeous, earning the superhero name, Narcissista G.

    Death by Foxy... Ultra Parrot... Rose Garden... Iron Ventriloquist... Avalanche... Narcissista G... Together, they are an emblem of justice. They are D.U.R.I.A.N.. Their goal is to save trapped from the Stalker. But first... they have to get off their asses and do something. And the author needs to actually write this stuff.

    Meanwhile, in an evil lair...

    "So it would seem I wasn't invited to be a superhero," the cold voice spat. "If I can't be a member of D.U.R.I.A.N., I'll have to DESTROY them. Bwahahahahahaha!"

    The villain shifted his cloak, revealing his face to be that of a cat. "I... Hans von Chesca, hereby assume the name... Cuddles the Dark, Avatar of Fear, Twilight of Despair, Dragonball: Evolution of Misery! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Though, Cuddles the Dark is long enough... yes..."

    TO BE CONTINUED.
    Last edited by Kitsune Inferno; March 28th, 2012 at 06:27 PM.

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    Must've been rats Sakonosolo's Avatar
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    Oh... my... God...

    This is hilarious .

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    XDDDDD Kitsune this is absolutely brilliant!!!

    ....... *is totally not sad at being left out of the story at all, nope no sirree*


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    Quote Originally Posted by piratemarimo View Post
    XDDDDD Kitsune this is absolutely brilliant!!!

    ....... *is totally not sad at being left out of the story at all, nope no sirree*
    Who said you were left out? I already have this story planned very far ahead my dear ^_~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucklepants Fallupface View Post
    Who said you were left out? I already have this story planned very far ahead my dear ^_~
    Yay!! I hope get to be wearing a fedora. A black and white pinstripe fedora. :D


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    damn this should be good :D
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune Inferno View Post
    You are a treasure.

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    Haha, I lost to the parrot? Oh well, I guess it's not really a shame... :D

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    *Angry Catra noises* Shuhan's Avatar
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    Still lacks cook, thus is shit....

    I demand to be Cuddles insane lackey....

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    Kitsune already knows my reaction to this chunk of Mt. Olympus.




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    Dammit, Shuhan, don't make me spoil anything.

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    Kitsune's scoring points when I'm not looking again.. Oh well, as long as I'm paired with Kenny, I'm not complaining.

    A question has to be posed, however. How are you going to survive all this writing and working on somethingthatmustn'tbenamedhere? You have too many irons in the fire, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    somethingthatmustn'tbenamedhere
    Elaborate. I think I know what you be talking about.

    And this is a random piece of creative juices venting that will probably only get updated when I feel like being random.

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    Ain't gonna. You seem to know exactly what I meant. :P
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    Heh heh heh heh...Imma' villain.

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    "Dragonball: Evolution of Misery."

    Congratulations, Vixen. You are the first person on this entire site to get me to lol.

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    *Ctrl-F*
    *types "Insider"*
    *no results*

    The fuck?

    But seriously. Awesome.

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    Oh Insider, dear~

    I've got special plans for you~~~~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucklepants Fallupface View Post
    Oh Insider, dear~

    I've got special plans for you~~~~
    I like where this is going.

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    Must've been rats Sakonosolo's Avatar
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    What Kitsune doesn't seem to realize that he's doing is leaving trapped an I alone with each other most of the series.

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