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  1. Re: Naruto Thread XI: MAURY! MAURY! MAURY!

    lol, Kishi inadvertantly screwed up the whole blood doesn't matter speech. Sarada is telling Naruto to stay out of it since he isn't family and it's none of his business. But if Karin is Sarada's...
  2. Re: Naruto Thread Gaiden XI: Burrito and the Bastard Salad

    lol, that was bad. But at least Salad has finally found her real mom.
  3. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Kishi is going to forget to give the third child whiskers. So he would have to make a fourth child and then he's going to remember that Uzumaki's should have red hair and he'll make fifth child and...
  4. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Detailed summary of the new Naruto movie.

    http://utapurinsesu.tumblr.com/post/104489509057/naruto-the-last-summary


    lol, Sakura did fall for Naruto but she didn't say anything since Hinata...
  5. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Actually this works for the NaruSaku shippers since Kishi inadvertally wrote the story in a way to support NaruSaku. While NaruHina is a movie rebound. It's an empty victory due to Kishi's bad...
  6. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    New interview from Kishi. He basically confirms the NaruSaku pairing was a red herring and NaruHina was planned from the start. Him spending 699 chapters trolling in a fake shipping while leaving...
  7. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Well it needs to be that long since Naruto has to find out that his 3rd choice is the true love of his life by the end of it. The first hour is him still heartbroken over (1st Choice) Sakura and...
  8. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    So Kishi is saying that InoXSasuke is the OTP then.
  9. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    It's really obvious at what's going to happen. That Uchiha darkness will eventually make her evil after Bolt rejects her for fat black female Choji. Then she will somehow get the 11 tails beast...
  10. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Kakashi X Shizune kids pic

    http://th01.deviantart.net/fs50/200H/i/2009/332/a/5/Pakkun_and_Tonton_by_Hermy46.jpg
  11. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    And Karin's kid ends up with Sakura.

    Sakura: Wow, Sasuke those red glasses you got for Salad are so Kawaii.
    Inner Sakura: Sonabitch, those look just like Karin's.
    Sasuke: Yeah I picked them up...
  12. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    So Kishi named named Sasuke's kid Salad and it seem's Salad has a thing for Naruto's kid.

    See guys, Kishi knows. This is the generation where Naruto will toss Sasuke's Salad.
  13. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Sasuke has to have a bullshit atonement story. That's his cover story so he can go bang Karin while Sakura takes care of the cave and the kid.
  14. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Sai's baby is what you get when you put Misty's hair onto a chibi Sai.
  15. Re: Burrito Thread XI: The End? I still don't believe it!

    Sakura still losing I see. Sasuke had Karin's baby and she's taking care of it while living in a cave. Fat black female Choji and blonde hair Sai hellspawns are what you get when you just randomly...
  16. Re: Naruto Thread XI: Optometrist fetish flashbacks!

    Oh look a flashback. Someone is going to die after this flashback is over.
  17. Re: Naruto Thread XI:Ganbatte! Smile!

    Saucegay's redemption arc is picking up speed. Will the death of Kabuto make him cry?
  18. Re: Naruto Thread XI

    Now that Gaara's character has been ruined. It's Rock Lee's turn. He is going to end up summoning a giant oyster with a pink pearl to give to Sakura.
  19. Re: Naruto Thread XI

    That unnamed ninja with the love letter is actually Rock Lee in disguise.
  20. Re: Naruto Thread XI

    This war is retarded. So Madara starts a war and so far everything has depended on Kabuto's zombies. Something he didnt have before he declared war. How did he expect to win if Kabuto didnt...
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